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Oj: yang... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
yang: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Oj:
Oj: I wrote sanitize, yang.

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paintbrush: Hey lightbulb,
lightbulb: Yes?
paintbrush: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?
lightbulb: ...
lightbulb: Where's fan?

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test tube: Naturally, we are on the cutting edge of technology.
Lightbulb, amazed: Wow...
fan, to Lightbulb: Well what does that mean?
Lightbulb: I don't know.
Lightbulb, to test tube: What does that mean?

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*The group is getting into the car*
test tube: I'm driving.
Lightbulb, out of view: Shotgun!
fan, turning to face Lightbulb: Aww! But you had it on the way here-
Everyone except Lightbulb: WOAH-
Lightbulb, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*

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yin: petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday
yang: Wednesay
yin: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible

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yin: What is your biggest weakness?
yang: I can be uncooperative.
yin: Okay, can you give me an example?
yang: No.

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 yin: Ok, maybe playing 'whose family is most dysfunctional' wasn't the best idea we've had. fan's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...

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mic: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
taco: You mean literally or figuratively?
mic: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...

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lightbulb: Can you keep a secret?
Paintbrush: Do you know anything about my life?
lightbulb: No I do not. Good point.

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fan: I made tea.
Paintbrush: I don't want tea.
fan: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.
Paintbrush: Then why are you telling me?
fan: It is a conversation starter.
Paintbrush: That's a lousy conversation starter.
fan: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

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lightbulb: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I'M SORRY]
Paintbrush: What's that?
lightbulb: Remorse code.
Paintbrush: I'm even angrier now.


enjoy,



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