Open on Eda's human collectibles stand in the market. King is jumping on the table, trying to grab a flag hanging above him
King: Weh!
Scorpion: You're not going to reach that flag, King. You're going to fall off the table if you keep doing that.
King: Shut up Scorpion, if I focus enough I will reach it!!
He falls off the table
King: Stupid flag!
She walks in carrying a ladder and a wooden sign
Luz: It's been a little slow around here, but I've got just the thing to attract customers.
She puts the wooden sign on top of the "HUMAN COLLECTABLES" sign and taps it, activating the light glyphs carved into it
Luz: And who doesn't like their name in lights?
Fully illuminated, a winking face of Eda appears.
Luz: Is it too subtle?
Boscha: Does subtle mean ugly?
Boscha, Skara, and an Oracle track student are standing at the stand
Scorpion: Oh great it's you.
Luz: Hi, Boscha! Hexsidians! See anything you like?
Boscha: Ew! No. I'm just here to take an ironic Penstagram next to your weird flashing trash sign.
She summons her scroll and takes several pictures
Luz: It's not funny, Boscha.
Boscha: What are you going to do? Spit your humans venom on me?
King: You have venom? Quick, Luz and Scorpion, start melting faces!
They kneels down
Scorpion: Even if we could, it's not worth it. You wouldn't understand how to handle teens like her.
He grabs the Scorpion mask
King: No, I'll show you what to do.
He grunts and jumps onto the table
King: You will tremble before me!
The three teens stare at him
Boscha: Oh, he's so cute!
She hugs King and summons her scroll, taking a picture with a filter
King: Weh!
He shoves her face
Boscha: How much? I have to own him.
He frees himself
King: You couldn't afford me, sister!
All: Aw!
King: That's the incorrect reaction!
She sniffs
Eda: I smell an easy mark.
She jumps out of the tent
Eda: Hey, kid! Can I offer you the latest fashions from...
She magically dresses herself in horribly clashing clothes
Eda: the human realm?
Boscha: Yeah, no.
Skara and the Oracle track student laugh as the three of them leave
Eda: Well,
She returns to her normal outfit
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Scorpion and The Owl House Season 1 (rewrite)
FantasyLuz is a self-assured teenage human girl and the last remaining member of the Shirai Ryu named Scorpion, who accidentally stumbles upon a portal to the Demon Realm. There they befriend a rebellious witch, Eda, and an adorably tiny warrior, King. Des...
