After their disastrous anniversary at Ozzie's, moxxie and Millie leave imp city convinced that it was all blitzo's fault quitting the company all together. But little did they know was that they would be taken to a place that would take them to diff...
We then cut to moxxie Millie and Bridget as they are right at mrs astrakhan's part of the territory as Millie explains her sickness, and astrakhan comes to the conclusion
Astrakhan: ahh, what you be describing, I have seen a many times in my lifetime
Millie: you have?
Astrakhan: yes indeed. Everything you be describing. The unusual craving for food, the slight pains on the stomach. The feeling changing from (normal) happy feeling, (saddened) to sad feeling, then to (lustfully) feeling for mate, then (shutters) lonely feeling. There be only one conclusion to this
Moxxie: well what is it? I got plenty of medicine for it. What does she need?
Moxie fishes around in a fanny pack and throws out several pill bottles as he lists off his inventory.
Moxxie: Anti-acids? Ibuprofen?
Moxxie shows Astrakhan several hypodermic needles of a glowing, acid green substance.
Moxxie: Morphine?
Astrakhan: oh no no no. You are the misunderstanding. She is not sick at all
Moxxie: she's not?
Astrakhan: No. she is just simply going through the experience
Bridget: the experience?
Astrakhan: yes. All of the females go through, the experience. They have all have been having the exact same symptoms that you are describing. The cravings, the pains, the feelings, there all the symptoms for when a female, is expecting
The imps look to one another in surprise
Millie: expecting?
Astrakhan: yes. Expecting, as in the little one inside of you, has already begun the development
It only took a split second for the three to catch onto what the penguin was saying, and their hearts both stopped at the same time before beating even faster. The married couple slowly turned to each other with jaws wide open and then eyed Millie's stomach, where she slowly rubbed it in awe.
Millie: The little one...
Millie: inside me?
Bridget: wait wait wait? You mean, that she's feeling this way...because she's...she's, p-p
Astrakhan: precisely. Mildred is the pregnant!
In an instant, Millie screamed with delight. So high was her pitch, the ice above their heads cracked as she jumped down and rushed over to her equally as exited husband, who was leaping in the air for joy whooping and hollering. She picked Moxxie up and spun the imp around, both joins tears in their eyes.
Moxxie: yes! fuck yes! Call me a baby dick Huh Blitzo? Well this baby dick managed to her one in there! Yeah! Fuck yeah!
Millie: Oh my gosh! I'm gonna be a momma! I'm gonna be a momma!
Moxxie: I know! And I'm finally gonna be a father! After so many months of preying, something a demon NEVER does, I'm finally going to be a father! Woohoo!
Millie: We're gonna be parents! We're going to have a little one, and we're going to spoil them rotten and love them forever and ever and fucking ever! AAAAAAAA!
The two imps lunge at one another celebrating happily
Moxxie: when we get home we are telling your folks right away!
Millie: my thoughts exactly Mox! We gotta have a party!
Moxxie: Jesus Christ, we're going to need diapers, clothes, blankets, formula, and more!
Millie: Oh, should I get new clothes for when I get big? What do we name them?!
Moxxie: WHO CARES!!! We're gonna be parents!!! Yeah!!!
They were so happy that Bridget even joining in, overjoyed for her little brother and the thought of becoming an aunt. Their celebration could be heard from across the landscape, but then we see far across the sea, a massive green iceberg making a beeline for them
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Created by the shifting of tectonic plates, the iceberg didn't cease stopping as all the creatures in the area fled to their safe havens. Whenever the berg was gonna hit, it would mean very much trouble _____ Authors note
SURPRISE!!!
Haha! Didn't see this coming huh? If anyone had figured out my riddle you'd have figured this out! Haha! Soon Moxxie and Millie will have a little one of their own! And after this arc we will see Millie's belly start to swell up as she and Moxxie's little one starts growing inside
Some of the dialogue was taken from the healing Blitzo fanfiction from archiveofourown.com, and it can also be read here on Wattpad
Anyways, I think this is where we stop for the day. And I'm glad to stop on a happy note before seeing the next helluva boss episode tomorrow. Whatever your thoughts and opinions are I am happy to hear them
