Female 1: We'd never have an egg with you.
Female 2: No way. No way.
Ramon: Give me one good reason.
Female 2: Too short.
Female 1: And you're gross
Male: Is that guy bothering you?
Female 3: No, he's nobody
With that they leave with ram one storming right toward his emperor friends
Ramon: I wanna know what love is.
Hey, Mumble.
Mumble: Amigo
That's when he leaps right next to Erik dunking his head into the water
Ramon: I want you to show me
Gloria: Ramon, get out of there.
Atticus: That's Erik's hole.
Mumble: Ramon!
Ramon: What?
Gloria: We're having a private conversation with Erik
Ramon then looks to little Erik
Ramon: So you, too, are mocked and misunderstood?
Mumble: Amigo, please.
Ramon: Don't worry, I can fix it.
Mumble: No, no, no.
Ramon: Let me tell something to you. What's a best friend for if he cannot bring a daddy and his boy together?
He then looks to Erik who covered his face with his little flippers
Ramon: Hello? Where are you? Hello? Hello? Hello?
Ramon blows on his face making Erik smile in amusement before revealing his little face
Ramon: There you are. You know, fluffito, the truth is... for wild maverick outcasts like us who cannot be tamed...
3 second silence
Ramon:...THIS PLACE SUCKS!!!
Mumble: Ramon, you're being ridiculous.
Ramon: Not any more. I am going home to Adelie Land
With that he storms off toward the entrance to Emperor Land as embarks to the snowy landscape ahead of it
Mumble: Erik? Knock knock? Hello?
Gloria: Honey, I think he needs to be alone right now.
Mumble: We can't leave him by himself in a hole.
Bo: We've got his back, sir.
Atticus: Yeah. True that
With that the two leap into the crack and sit alongside Erik to keep him company
Seymour: There you go. Let the hoppers work it out.
Viola: Quite right.
Gloria: Okay, come on. All right. Step away.
Viola: Nothing to see here. Shufflely off-ely
The three little emperor hatchlings look to Ramon who was just at Emperor lands entrance and then they all have the same idea while the adults walk off to let them have their privacy
Mumble: So much for my daddy skills.
Ramon: (far away) Adiós, Emperor Land! This is one fabulous penguin you will never laugh at again. Never!
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Helluva boss: alternate continuation
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