Helluva boss: alternate continuation

To learn kung fu

Then he sighs

TAI LUNG: I'm glad Shifu sent you. I was beginning to think I had been forgotten. [With a creepy tenderness, Tai Lung smooths the goose's ruffled feathers. Then he learns closer to Zeng.] Fly back there and tell them... the real Dragon Warrior is coming home.

Zeng nods in terror. Tai Lung throws the goose into the air and he flutters off. Lightning strikes in the sky.

Back in the Valley of Peace, the morning gong is rung in the bell tower. The second it rings, Shifu enters the hallway of the bunkhouse. The Five burst out of their rooms and stand outside their doors, ready for inspection.

FURIOUS FIVE: Good morning master!

Three doors remain closed as shifu inspects to see moxxie Millie and po weren't there

SHIFU: [Satisfied] they've quit.

Shifu walks with a bit more energy as he and the Five approach the training hall courtyard. Tigress looks equally pleased.

VIPER: What do we do now, Master? With the panda and imps gone, who will be the Dragon Warrior?

SHIFU: All we can do is resume our training and trust that in time, the true Dragon Warrior will be revealed.

Shifu opens the courtyard doors, only to find himself face-to- face with Po's butt. Shifu and the Five are taken aback

SHIFU: What are you doing here?!

Po and the imps are in the middle of the courtyard, his legs spread wide apart on two training horses. Moxxie and Millie are beside him pulling him out. Po looks back over his shoulder to see Shifu and the Five staring at him.

PO: Hey! Huh... Good morning, Master! I just thought I'd warm up a little. [He tries to lift one leg, but fails.]

Moxxie and Millie sigh as they eventually pull po out of the training horses making po sigh with embarrassment

SHIFU: You actually thought you could learn to do a full split in one night? It takes years to develop one's flexibility... [Shifu flings two boards into the air, and Tigress steps forwards.] and years longer to apply it in combat.

Shifu snaps his fingers. Instantly, Tigress leaps up and executes a perfect split kick. Po is awestruck. Tigress lands, glares at Po and returns to Shifu's side. The broken chunks of board land all around Po, a large one knocking him on the head. Po picks up the piece of splintered board and hides it behind his back.

SHIFU: Put that down! The only souvenirs we collect here are bloody knuckles and broken bones.

PO: Yeah, excellent! [He chucks away the chunk.]

SHIFU: Let's get started.

Shifu snaps his fingers. The Furious Five gather in a line in the courtyard and Viper and Millie face off.

VIPER: Are you ready?

Millie: I was born ready—

Viper lashes out with her tail, flings Millie into the air and brings her crashing back down on her head.

Millie: AUGH!!!

VIPERs I'm sorry, sister! I thought you said you were ready!

PO: That was awesome! Let's go again. [salutes]

Irritated, Shifu snaps. Monkey twirls a bamboo staff. He lunges at Po (also wielding a staff) who takes a comical beating. Moxxie and Crane prepare to spar atop the turtle bowl. CRASH. Moxxie falls in and is tossed around like a sack of soup. Crane hovers above the bowl and looks to Shifu. Angered, Shifu snaps. At this time, the sun is setting. We see a series of shots of Po falling on his face at the work of some invisible opponent, who turns out to be... Mantis. Shifu smiles. Flat on his back, Po manages a salute. This time, Shifu has had it.