PO: You guys were totally amazing at the Battle of Weeping River. Outnumbered a thousand to one, but you didn't stop, and then you just... WA-YA-HA-HA HI-YAH!
Po does a spastic series of kung fu moves with Millie trying the same and and... RIP... kicks her foot through the paper wall.
Millie. Ooh, sorry Master Monkey
Looks through the hole to see Monkey glaring at her
Crane: look, um. This is, kinda
Millie: your room. Sorry. Well just be on our way
The three of them leave the room and sign in embarrassment. Then Tigress opens the door next to them. Po winces.
PO: Master Tigress! Didn't mean to wake you. I was just, uh—
TIGRESS: You don't belong here.
PO: Uh, yeah, of course. This is your room—
Tigress approaches and glares at him.
TIGRESS: I mean... you three don't belong in the Jade Palace. You're a disgrace to kung fu, and if you have any respect for who we are and what we do, all three of you will be gone by morning.
She closes the door on Po, who stares, stunned and saddened.
PO: Big fan...
A little later, a dejected the three are sitting and standing under a peach tree on a hill. Oogway approaches with a glowing lantern.
OOGWAY: I see you have found the Sacred Peach Tree of Heavenly Wisdom.
Po spins around, his arms full of peaches and his mouth equally stuffed. He drops the peaches in shock.
PO: [with his mouth full] Is that what this is? I am so sorry. I thought it was just a regular peach tree.
OOGWAY: I understand. You eat when you are upset.
PO: [Spits out the remaining peaches and slurs words together.] Upset? I'm not upset. What makes you think I'm upset?
Millie: don't lie po. Look. We get your supposed to be all knowing when ya chose us. But have ya seen what happened today?
Moxxie: yeah. I think we've sucked more than on my first day working at my old company
OOGWAY: Probably.
PO: And the Five... man, you should have seen them, they totally hate us.
OOGWAY: Totally.
PO: How's Shifu ever gonna turn us into the Dragon Warriors? [He lifts his belly and drops it, causing it to bounce until he stops with his his paw. He sighs.] I mean, I'm not like the Five. I've got no claws, no wings, no venom. Even Mantis has those... [imitating a mantis's front legs] ...thingies
Moxxie: (groans) maybe we should just go home back to our old lives and forget this ever happened
OOGWAY: go home, don't go Home, forget it, don't forget it. [the trio looks back at him, confused.] You are too concerned with what was and what will be. There's a saying: Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.
Oogway hits the tree with his staff as he walks away, and three peaches fall into the trios open hands. They smiles as he watches the tortoise leave, with moxxie taking a bite form his peach
Meanwhile, back at Chor-Gom Prison, Tai Lung is glaring intently ahead as he uses Zeng's feather to pick the lock, from the armor. When he succeeds, the accupuncture needles in the armor remove themselves from his body. He breaths out as he regains movement in his arms. All of a sudden, Tai Lung BURSTS free from his armor. The Commander runs to the ledge, the goose right behind him.
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Helluva boss: alternate continuation
FanfictionAfter their disastrous anniversary at Ozzie's, moxxie and Millie leave imp city convinced that it was all blitzo's fault quitting the company all together. But little did they know was that they would be taken to a place that would take them to diff...
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