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PO: What is that noise you're making? Laughter? I never heard of it! Work hard, Panda. And maybe, someday... [He picks up two empty bowls and holds them up like ears.] ... you will have ears like mine!

This gag has the Five in near-hysterics. Suddenly, they stop laughing. Reveal Shifu has entered behind Po, who is still holding up the 'ears'. He is holding Oogway's staff, and has one heck of a scowl on his face

 He is holding Oogway's staff, and has one heck of a scowl on his face

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PO: [Normal] Ears. It's not working for you? I thought they were pretty good.

Po looks at the stone-faced gang

MONKEY: It's Shifu.

PO: Of course it's Shifu. What do you think I'm doing?

Gaping, Monkey points while Viper, Mantis, and Crane shift their eyes to something behind him. Po turns and finally sees Shifu standing there, doing a slow burn. In mortification and shock, he slaps the bowls to his chest.

PO: Ooh! Master Shifu! I...

Po slurps up the noodle moustache and lowers his arms... the bowls stick to his chest like a bra. The Five and Imps burst out laughing.

SHIFU: You think this is funny?! Tai Lung has escaped from prison and you're acting like children!

PO: What?

SHIFU: He is coming for the Scroll and Totem of Manda, and you three are the only ones who can stop him!

The bowls fall off, and clatter on the floor. A beat as this sinks in... then Po starts to laugh.

PO: And here I am saying you got no sense of humor. We're gonna... stop Tai Lung...

Shifu just stares at him, deadly serious.

PO: What, you're serious?!

Moxxie: wait, WHAT?! We have to defeat a psychopathic snow leopard?!

Millie: but-but- why not master oogway? I mean he whooped his ass before he can do it again!

SHIFU: [Snaps] Oogway cannot! [He softens as he looks down at Oogway's staff.] Not anymore.

The Five look up in shock, realizing what this means. They are saddened by the news.

SHIFUx Our only hope... is the Dragon Warriors.

TIGRESS: including The panda?

SHIFU: Yes, the panda!

Tigress pushes the chair back as she stands up.

TIGRESS: Master, please! Let us stop Tai Lung, this is what you've trained us for!

SHIFU: No! It is not your destiny to defeat Tai Lung. It is his! [He dramatically points at trio... but Po is gone.] Where's the panda?

Outside, Po is screaming at the top of his lungs as he races down the stairs in total panic. He is almost to the top of the stairs leading down to the village when Shifu suddenly jumps in front of him out of nowhere. Po skids to a stop.

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