Helluva boss: alternate continuation

To learn kung fu

He hands him his staff.

SHIFU: What are you..? What...?

Oogway begins walking to the cliff's edge. Shifu realises what he's doing and runs after him.

SHIFU: Master! You can't leave me.

The petals surround Oogway as he stops at the cliff's edge and turns back to Shifu.

OOGWAY: You must believe.

SHIFU: Master!

Oogway is engulfed by peach blossoms as he begins glowing with a lovely blue light. As the winds settle, Shifu stands at the edge of the cliff, clutching Oogway's staff, staring after the mass of petals as they float up into the sky. Oogway is gone.

We look down from the sky to the bunkhouse, that same night and then see po and moxxie cooking for the Five

Moxxie: and then he said "get the fuck out" at the top of his lungs! And then I said, "we will not get out! It's our anniversary and if we want to spend it here, then we'll spend it here ya blue feathered three headed prick!"

CRANE: [Incredulous] Really? So... how'd you get out of there alive?

Moxxie: he threw us out. Literally, just look how old these fish bones in my hair are

He rips out the fish skeleton he had for almost years and it released an awful smell making them gag. Po flips some bowls and expertly lines them up on his arm. He ladles soup into them.

Po: order up!

Moxxie does the same with his meals as the Five and Millie help themselves

MANTIS: [Takes a sip.] This is really good!

PO: [Bashful] No, c'mon. You should try my dad's secret ingredient soup. He actually... knows the secret ingredient.

Monkey: you made this moxxie! It's great!

Moxxie: your just saying that. Blitzo and loona don't give two shits about my cooking. Loona always hogs my avocado salad rams Blitzo always throws my meals down the toilet or the trash saying they taste like literally shit

VIPER: What are you talking about? This is amazing.

CRANE: Wow, you're really good cooks!

MANTIS: I wish my mouth was bigger.

Millie: ya don't know what your missing Tigress

Tigress picks up her plate and picks up a piece of tofu with her chopsticks, ignoring the noodles.

TIGRESS: It is said that the Dragon Warrior can survive for months at a time on nothing but the dew of a single gingko leaf and the energy of the universe.

There is silence as everyone realises that Po has been put down yet again. Then Po shrugs.

PO: I guess my body doesn't know it's the Dragon Warrior yet. I'm gonna need a lot more than dew. And, uh, universe juice.

He picks up his bowl and takes a giant gulp. When he lowers the bowl, we see a noodle hanging from his face... it looks like a long moustache. Moxxie snickers.

PO: What?

Moxxie: Oh, nothing... Master Shifu

The rest start laughing. Po realizes he's wearing a noodle moustache. He plays it up, picking up a chopstick and pretending it's Shifu's staff.

PO: [Imitating Shifu] You will never be the Dragon Warrior, unless you lose five hundred pounds and brush your teeth!

The Five and the imps laugh. Tigress, however, stays silent.