✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* argyle (modern day)
skaterbirdie: who did u murder for ur username
argyle: no one lol
skaterbirdie: suspicious.
❝ he tells me i'm pretty. ❞
[ argyle x male oc ]
[ modern day au ]
[ social media fic ]
bird :) you know i love u. like a lot. and i've never felt this way for anyone else. and i really enjoy being together
argy <3 are we breaking up??
bird :) no no no no no no it's not that
argy <3 oh then what's wrong?
bird :) i have to talk to steve.
argy <3 okay?
bird :) he's friends with tommy and carol again and even hangs out with billy that's lower than low
argy <3 oh okay then i'm still a lil confused
bird :) basically i have to have a talk with him. snap him out of his tommy/carol/billy daze before he's gone too far yk and i had to let you know bc you didn't want me to talk to him or whatever
argy <3 i never said that i mean, yeah i said i'd prefer if you guys weren't friends anymore but i didn't mean completely shutting him out of your life, like i'm not a complete asshole trying to control whatever happens in your life
bird :) oh okay :) i love you argy i'm gonna head to steve's now
argy <3 okay lol have fun?
bird :) i'm gonna have loads of fun, snapping him out of the daze i mentioned means i get to slap the shit out of him. he made me promise i do that next time he ever hangs out with them and i'm gonna get a lot of pleasure doing it
argy <3 sadist
bird :) if ur a sadist that makes u a masochist
argy <3 the biggest masochist just for u 🤭
bird :)
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argy <3 jesus christ ok good luck with steve i have to go talk to jon he's taking forever in the bathroom maybe he's frying
bird :) ... frying? what could he be possibly frying in that bathroom??
