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088. imessage texts.

eds & birdie

eds
so whats going on??

birdie
oh man eddie

eds
what is it?

birdie
so here's the whole sitch:
nancy dumped jonathan
she loved him but she likes robin now
robin didn't know about this and it's been like well over a week now
robin dumped vickie
she really liked vickie but she has liked nancy "longer" since fourth grade

eds
man... our love lives within the friend group are so complicated

birdie
right??
i've had like two panic attacks today

eds
you still get panic attacks?

birdie
not like major ones...
like mini ones

eds
birdie

birdie
i know what you're about to say
and no argyle doesn't know about them

eds
you should tell him
what if he won't know how to react when you get one in front of him?

birdie
you got a point...
i'll tell him soon i guess

eds
yes. you should

birdie
and oh my gosh ok it's not my place or anything to ask or say anthing but have you maybe, like, idk, tried talking to steve at all?

eds
and why would i?

birdie
you guys like really liked each other
and got along so well
it's just so odd to me you guys can't work it out but the two of us can

eds
because it's different

birdie
how is it different?

eds
it just is, birdie

birdie
you liked steve a lot though
i don't see why you guys can't work it out, i mean, he doesn't even like me, at least not anymore after what i said

eds
after what you said?

birdie
i kind of just straight up said i love argyle to his face when he poured his heart out to me, so like, obviously he's over me now

eds
oh... when did that happen?

birdie
idk like when argyle dumped me
and you weren't talking to me
he was all i had and he sort of just like confessed to me and was all mushy about it but i told him i love argyle

eds
oh... huh...

birdie
what?

eds
i think you've caused his downfall lol

birdie
wait what

eds
yeah. he's friends with tommy and carol again, even hanging out with billy

birdie
oh for duck sakes

eds
lmao duck 🦆

birdie
are you serious rn???  steve kinda blocked me. and, like, tommy, carol and billy are all on my block list bc fuck them 👺

eds
yes. why would i joke about that?

birdie
i have to fix it...
should i fix it? would it be worth it?
steve is kind of a little shit but he was still our friend. one of my best friends

eds
yeah. was.

birdie
if i have your blessing to fix it, can i?

eds
my blessing? you're acting like you're asking me if you can fuck my daughter

birdie
like, if it's cool with you i guess

eds
i really don't care for anything that has to do with harrington anymore

birdie
okay...
so i can talk to him?

eds
go ahead, birdie

birdie
okay...
so you're cool with it?

eds
yes oh my god go talk to him

birdie
oh fuck but i sort of promised argyle i wouldn't talk to steve anymore

eds
birdie?
respectfully fuck that. you can talk to anyone you want, no one else can stop you, you know that. not even your best friend or your boyfriend can stop you from that

birdie
oh okay then

eds
yeah. now go talk to steve or whatever

birdie
ok :)) it'll work in ur favour trust me

eds
no. no. not in my favour pls

birdie
ok fine... 😞 #steddieisdead

eds
very dead.

birdie
okay i have to talk to argy now