KISS MY ASS// hxh textfic!!

please don't eat my feet☹️

problem#2
no u shut up dick sucker

problem#1
u like it

problem#2
good point

milf
wait what

pet dog lelo
you two did what

problem#2
nothing

problem#1
i'll tell gon the truth about babies
and more if you ask
more questions about
what me and killua said

milf
fine.
i'm not saying anything

pet dog lelo
this is blackmailing

problem#2
no it aint

problem#1
he's right leloi
stop being dumb

family fav
can anyone answer my question
how are babies made

problem#1
from your mom

problem#2
you really need to stop saying
your mom jokes
they arent funny

problem#1
your mom isnt funny
okay i noticed now
i'll stop

problem#2
good

milf
okay gon, so what me
and leorio about the bird
said is true

problem#1
lie
when two people love
each other very much

milf
y/n dont.

problem#1
awh man
alright
they eat eachothers feet

family fav
really

problem#1
yes
trust me

milf
WHAT

pet dog lelo
WHAT??????

problem#2
this is so y/n

family fav
oh
ew
please don't eat my feet

milf
im so done with yall
gon dont believe anything name says

family fav
no i'll definitely believe her
because she said i
should trust her

pet dog lelo
y/n never tells the truth

problem#1
i always do??????

family fav
im so confused
is she telling the truth or not?

problem#1
yes

milf
no

pet dog lelo
no

problem#2
yes

family fav
yk what, im just gonna
look it up on google
bye

problem#1
OH MY GOD NO GON.

problem#2
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
DONT TOUXH GOOGLE
GON??

milf
GON IM COMING OVER
DONT U DARE GOOGLE ANYTHING

pet dog lelo
NO GON DONT
all of a sudden i dont know how babies are made so i need to google it too
bye

problem#1
youre gross
get the fucj outta here

problem#2
no one cares abt
your perverted ass

family fav
im back

problem#1
oh shit

problem#2
kurapika was too late

milf
gon everythings okay
just breathe

family fav
i don't think i'll ever be
the same again
why couldnt it be the feeteating
why is it that

problem#1
its alright gon
youre gonna be okay

problem#2
no u wont be okay

milf
killua.

family fav
anyways why was y/n sucking killuas dick

problem#1
i hope you die

problem#2
you little shit
it was just a joke

milf
im gonna kill the two of u

problem#1
why would u say that gon
is it bcs i told u people
eat eachothers feet to
have a baby

family fav
yes
forgive but never forget

problem#1
i'll cut off your feet