Sitting at the rocks with my friends, I began reminiscing on the quick fuck I just had. Giving Milan head was not necessarily my ideal idea of what back to school would entail. If I'm being honest, I was more interested in what I was going to have for dinner later.
Ding. My email notifications went off.
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I rolled my eyes as I read the detailed email from the HBIC of discipline.
Someone really had the nerve to report me, great, another warning to add to my vast collection. If I kept this shit up I'm gonna fumble my whole year.
I was never a bad kid. But I did screw up one or two times, besides, it's college you only live once and I'm not about to go out sad so a little bit of fun won't hurt anyone. It's not like I was getting in trouble deliberately. Maybe it's just my rebellious nature from puberty that's just now kicking in.
I was so furious I subconsciously began to respond to the email.
Thank you, my daily pain in the fucking ass.
"Hello...earth to Dior?" "We've been calling you!"
As I was about to hit send, I felt my phone being pulled from my grasp.
My best friend Willow began to air out my dirty laundry before I could even protest.
"Ouu, listen to this guys, Dior was caught screwing bitches on hall again!" They rolled their eyes unsurprised by my actions.
I was too pissed to deal with their gudgmental looks besides I had a whole party to execute in a couple of hours.
"She is married to the pussy what do we expect." Loreli uttered resulting in them joining in a chorus of laughter.
At this point they were making me out to seem like some crazy nympho and while I did enjoy a good fuck I was certainly not that bad.
"See now guys all jokes aside," Maverick started. "It's one thing to have sex on hall but it's another to get caught. The problem with you is you always get caught."
And so the little chuckles continued.
"Well atleast I'm bad enough to fuck my bitch wherever and whenever. Unlike your scary ass who drives an hour back home just for some private pussy."
I flipped them off and grabbed my phone because I had better things to do than sit here and be humiliated by my "friends"
I arrived at the event planning meeting which had started 20 minutes ago. I sat down in between the president and the new treasurer.
