Private Display of Affection (PDA)

Rapunzel Slide Down Your Pole

Right, so this must be the roommate.

"Hi I'm Syair."

"Ugh you're British." She groaned in annoyance. "Look hun, I'm sure that's great but you're gonna have to find another room."

She shimmied into her tight dress, and ignored my polite introduction.

"Excuse me?"

"Amari, do you not train them to speak before you pick them up."

This girl really was the definition of class-A bitch. I took up the nearest object beside me and began aiming it at her.

Amari pressed herself up against me and pulled the lamp out my hand.

"Come on Milan, play nice."

"Look I don't do roommates, so she's gonna have to find another dorm." She continued as if I wasn't in the room.

Find another dorm, how entitled could you be?

"Yea no, that's not happening either we find a way to coexist or I kill you in your sleep. Your choice."

She laughed and shook her head condescendingly, "This one has a mouth on her. Look, my girlfriend was just about to give me the best five minutes of my life, so if you want to hear the sweet sounds of my moans every night then by all means you can watch us fuck."

I think I'll pass on the live amateur porn.

"Well you're gonna have to fuck curly somewhere else because I'm not waking up to the scent of hot stale sex every morning."

She pouted her lips mockingly and rolled her eyes.

"Dior and I'll be back here tonight so just make sure you aren't here by time I get back."

I felt my blood boil. This was the wrong day to mess with me. I had my heart stomped on and now I had to be sleeping with the enemy.

"Just ignore her, Milan can be a bit much sometimes."

I nodded at Amari, if she thought I would just take the disrespect then I guess we really didn't know much about each other.

She helped me get settled in before leaving me to my empty dorm room.

A great philosopher once said, when in doubt snitch on the bitch.

So what if snitches got stitches? She was a few inches taller than me but I could take her.

With my head held high. I went straight to the student advisory office and reported my issue.

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"Sex in the dorms is against school rules." The old lady said in dismay.

"You know Miss Edna, that's exactly what I told them, but they said and I quote 'Fuck you and fuck this institution.' Excuse my profanity." I shook my head in mock disappointment.

Miss Edna assured me that the issue would be taken care of and that was all I needed to hear before I was back to my good mood.

"You shouldn't have said anything."

I looked over to the student volunteer behind the counter. She pushed her bright red hair behind her ear and looked to the side cautiously.

"Not only is Milan your roommate but she's a bitch and Dior." She paused dramatically.

"Dior can be revengeful."

Spare me the details because I didn't have one fuck to give.

I would not have told on them had they both apologized and that bitch not demand that I leave the room.