Sherry White and her seven crazy brothers

New hire

The girl's fingers hovered over the keyboard and started glowing. Why did Diego put in his new mixture of magical herbs?

Once her fingers touched the keys, they moved at warped speed. I blinked my eyes like a billion times. Hello, Speedy Gonzales of typing.

"Oh, that was fun," the girl squealed.

"Right on." I nodded before walking away and leaving the vet's clinic. I returned to work to find Diego bagging edibles.

"Yo, Hans. Did you enjoy your break?"

I walked around the counter and rubbed my eyes before focusing on them. "Diego, your special herb is making me see things. Did you add any special ingredients to it?"

"No way. My stuff is one hundred percent natural."

"Are you sure?"

"Hans, I run a respectable business. People come here because everything is natural."

"Well, if you say so." I shrugged.

Diego gave me a strange look before shrugging and packaging edibles. Maybe if I cut back on the special herb, my mind won't play tricks on me? Who was I kidding?

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Sherry

I left my office to check to see if Hans was still lingering. I stopped and noticed the waiting room filled with patients but no Hans. I approached Lydia sitting behind the front desk. "Where did all these people come from?"

"Oh, they all have appointments." Lydia beamed.

"I don't remember scheduling so many people and their pets."

"Oh, you must have forgotten. Would you like to see the first patient?"

"Sure."

Lydia called a woman with a peacock. She and her pet followed me into the office so I could treat it. After the peacock was a chimp, a fish, a dog, a cat, a pony, and other animals, it was a never-ending revolving door of animal species and reptiles.

A snake was the last pet I saw. I had Lydia lock the door and turn the sign to close. She helped me clean the clinic before leaving.

I locked the front door, turned around, and crossed my arms when I saw Arthur. "Can I help you?"

"You seem so sure you will save your little zoo."

"It's not a zoo, but a sanctuary for animals. You would know this if you cared about anything other than yourself."

"What's wrong with wanting to improve the town? It would supply jobs to people."

"You want to destroy the animals' homes to build polluting structures, destroying the environment. How can you call that progress?"

"People don't care about some creature that roams freely. This is why we have exterminators. If people cared about living creatures, they wouldn't kill bugs. But they do, anyways."

"You've always been heartless, Arthur."

"You can change that if you accept my marriage proposal." Arthur smirked while I glared at him.

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Hans

After leaving work, I wandered around town to clear my head when I noticed a suit bothering Sherry. He looked smug while she didn't. Hmm, time to investigate.

I jived walked toward them and threw my arm around Sherry's neck. "Yo, my fairest babe in all the land! Ready to feed our bellies?"

Sherry spun me around before grabbing my shirt and crashing her lips into mine. Whoa! Her lips tasted like red delicious apples. So sweet.

I wrapped my arms around Sherry's waist, dipped her, and slipped her the tongue. She dug it. We locked lips in front of the suit. If he enjoys watching, that's on him. At least I'm getting action.

"Gawd!" The suit screeched and stomped away.

For a suit, he acted like a queen. Perhaps I should give one of Greta's happy pills when it's her monthly. It might make him happier. 

I moved Sherry upright and broke from our lip lock. Sherry stood in a daze.

I snapped my fingers before her face to break her from her confused and dazed expression. "You alright there, fairest babe?"

Sherry shook her head and blinked. "Uh, yeah."

"Right on. What's with the Mexican standoff with the suit?"

Sherry started walking as I fell in step with her. "That was my ex-boyfriend, Arthur."

"Ex? Did Arthur not blow your mind with a kiss?"

"Uh, no. But that's not why he's my ex. Arthur wanted me to choose between him and the animals."

"That scoundrel! Your ex is the douche that wants to destroy the furry love butts' home?"

Sherry sighed. "Yeah."

"We can't let that douche destroy the wilder beasts' home. Where would they go?"

"They wouldn't have a home." Sherry furrowed her brows.

"Then we must save the woodland creatures' home."

Sherry stopped and looked at me. "How?"

I pushed my lips out and pondered Sherry's question until it hit me. Then a smirk grew on my lips. "Do you like to dance?"

"Yeah. Why?" Sherry gave me a sideways glance.

"Leave it to Hans de Gee from Germanise. I have friends in high places."

Sherry arched her brow.

I started strutting down the sidewalk until I moved my shoulders and wiggled my body. Sherry watched me before joining my smooth moves. We pranced down the sidewalk.

Women and girls glanced at me. I pointed at them and winked. They swooned and had hearts floating around their heads. Whatever Diego added to the magic stick worked.

Move over, Stella. I got my groove back.

Now it was time to save the furry lives butts while turning my friends and future brother-in-law back into humans. Don't worry, woodland creatures. Help is on the way. Hans is on the case.