Frankie: So that's my plan.
Albus Severus: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean.
Frankie: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Albus Severus: It fucking sucks.
Frankie: That's not constructive criticism.
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Frankie, watching the news: Someone tried to fight the giant squid in the lake today!
Albus Severus: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.
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Frankie: I turned out perfectly fine!
Albus Severus: Frankie, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast
Frankie: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!
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Frankie: What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Albus Severus: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.
Frankie: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!
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