Wizarding World Characters Being Stupid

Albus Is So Confused

Scorpius: I just found out that condoms are only, like, 97% effective.

Albus: What?

Scorpius: I gotta go find her.

Albus: Woah! Hey, hold on! Are you serious? So, just like, 3% of the time they don't even work? Huh? They should put that on the box!

Scorpius: Evidently, they do.

Albus: What?!

Albus: (pulls a chain of condoms from his pocket; examines them)

Albus: Well I'll be.