Quality Family Bonding

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Hugo: (being a fun uncle) I'm gonna shoot Scorpius. Okay?

Clara: Okay.

Hugo: This is the way it'll work.

Clara: K.

Hugo: ('shoots Scorp with an unloaded nerf gun) Scorp's dead.

Hugo: ('cocks' the nerf and hands it to Clara) Now you have to shoot Rose.

Clara: (takes the nerf, points it at Rose)

Hugo: Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it.

Clara: ('shoots')

Rose: (pretends to die)

Hugo: Alright. Now, is it my turn with the gun?

Clara: (hands it over) Yeah.

Hugo: Rookie mistake. Don't you know, there's only two people left, kid.

Clara: (points) Mommy and Daddy!

Hugo: No. They're dead.

Clara: They not dead!

Hugo: It's only you that's left!

Clara: No, it's-

Hugo: (points and 'shoots')

Clara: Oh! Bleh!

Rose, Scorpius, & Hugo: (start laughing)


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