Narrator: Damn. And I thought the old days of Disney was dark. And they would've continued their big, bone-crushing fight for the kingdom had it not been for the trick Ape taught him as kids.
Ape: The ear, George!
George than remembered. He then grabbed mean lions ear and twisted it causing the feline to be paralyzed and fall to the ground unconscious
George: George wish life always this easy.
Junior: Yeah, Dad!
Millie: yeah! That was badass! Alright, who's with George?
Tiger: Why should we follow you? You care more about your family than us.
George: Sure George care about family. But you've always been George's brothers and sisters. Don't you remember? We took first steps together. And you taught me how to swim. And you were with me first time we read Playape Magazine. So George beg you, not as king, but as brother, to join him and save homeland.
Moxxie taps George's shoulder and whispers in his ear
George: OK, George try something completely different. We few. We happy few. We band of brothers. For he today that sheds his fur with George, shall be George's brother. And other animals shall think themselves cursed they were not here. And when we get old, ye will remember with great pride what feats ye did today. Land all we have. George king. And king ask animals to join him and save homeland!
Ape smiles with moxxie as he knew that verse very well. However the other animals were silent during the ordeal and look to one another processing them so each
George: Then, George fight alone.
Narrator: Then, George fight alone. Feeling more alone than Siegfried without Roy, our dauntless, daring, defiant jungle gunslinger went out to save the Bukuvu.
George stands across from a line of about six bulldozers, and walks right up to them
Narrator: But soon his friends joined him. Like The Magnificent Seven, if they hadn't been magnificent, and had consisted of a dimwitted king, an elephant who thought he was a dog, an ape, a bird, a kangaroo, a pair of imps, two Cenozoic rhinoceroses and two pterosaurs. They marched, flew and hopped out to meet the enemy. And, just between you and me,... it didn't look good.
They look to the bulldozers and they flare their blades at the group
George: Guess just us.
Narrator: But luckily for George, after a delayed reaction to his insouciant iambic pentameter, the jungle's vacillating varmints joined the fight with their potent potentate. For those without a thesaurus, that's "After a delayed reaction to his speech, the other animals joined the brouhaha with their king."
The bulldozers readied their engines and flared their blades again. Then, they charged
Narrator: lmagining the cold steel of the deleterious 'dozers separating his upper half from his lower, he ordered his troops back in a slow and orderly retreat.
Millie: RUN!!!
They all flee like deer in hunting season. The bulldozers ram through the jungle, everyone running for their lives in all direction
Narrator: George realised the only way to win was to fight fire with
We see the gang loading coconuts onto a tree Shep pulled back like a catapult
Narrator: coconuts?!
Millie: work with what ya got!
Narrator: okay, So he called in the heavy artillery.
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Helluva boss: alternate continuation
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