the owl house harem x gamer male reader

The gamer vs the witch before the wizards

Luz: [Following Eda into the kitchen.] Remember me? Luz? What about Y'N [Grunts as a coffee cup hits her in the back of the head.] We freed the oppressed and defeated the warden with Y'N together? Yesterday?

Eda: Kid, lay off the details. I haven't even had my cup of apple blood yet.

Luz: You mean apple juice?

Eda: No.

[Eda sits on the kitchen table and drinks from her mug. Queen is sitting in a highchair and stabbing a fork into a yellow blob with eyes sitting on a plate.]

Luz: Teach me some spells. When do I get a magic staff? Was I supposed to bring my own runes? [Gasps.] Do you have a dangerous magical quest for me?

Eda: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down, kid. Being a witch doesn't happen overnight. Also, you're wrapped in a bathrobe and wearing the dirtiest traffic cone I've ever seen.

[Luz pulls her hat off and blows on it, revealing that it was, in fact, a traffic cone with a severe layer of dust on it. Queen laughs Y'N is seen walking into the kitchen.]

Eda: But a magic staff, huh? You really want one?

Luz: More than anything.

Eda: Magic staff, come to me!

[She holds out her hand. For a second, nothing happens. Then several things crash distantly. Queen, Luz, and Eda all slowly turn to the sound, until Eda's staff appears and smacks her in the face, clattering to the ground.]

Eda: [Grunts and picks the staff up, spinning it before tapping it on the ground.] It's early. Now, witches are awarded their staffs from school. With me as your teacher, you'll be taking a different approach. [Drops a bag of potions onto the floor.] You'll have to work for it. [Leads Luz through the living room.] I run a few businesses. On weekends, I offer rare human treasures that Owlbert drags over from Your side of the realm.

[She grabs a toy sword and hits a button near the pommel.]

Sword: I shall smite my enemies! Ages six to eleven.

Eda: [Tosses the sword over Luz's head.] But most days I sell only the finest homemade and potions.

Luz: [Pulls a bottle from the bag and reads the label.] "Snake oil."

Eda: No one wants an un-oiled snake. Follow me.

[Cut to Eda and Luz walking onto a balcony.]

Eda: Today you'll deliver packages and sell potions to that town over there bones borough. You'll have to be careful. I have rivals everywhere who'd love to take my business down and you along with it. You wanted a dangerous magical quest? Sister, you've got one.

Luz: I won't let you down, Miss Eda.

[Luz turns to salute Eda, dropping the sack of potions off the balcony in the process. The two of them watch it fall, Luz wincing when it crashes loudly on the ground.]

Eda: I'm sure. [Cut to the living room, where Eda is pushing Luz and Y'N out the door with a new bag of potions.] Remember, never befriend a man in sandals and always measure twice, cut once.

Luz: Uh...

Y'N: Wait why am I going I don't want to be a witch?

Eda: Because she'll need some protection.

Eda: Good luck! [Slams the door closed and dusts her hands off, then looks at Queen.] I hate to interrupt your power nap, but you have to go with her.