Countryhumans Headcanons and Theories

COUNTRYMON!!!!

Today we're comparing countryhumans like pokemon becaus ethis is my book and I can do with it what I like and also fuck you I have motivation again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOOO!!!!!!

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Today, We compare........!

USSR and Third Reich

IDK why im so obsessed with doing things with these two. Maybe because evil is just compelling somehow? IDK. These are my comfort characters.

So first, we look at stats!!!!!

Third Reich

Age: 21

Weight: like...100? IDK he's skinny and short.

Height: 4' 7"

Preferred weapon: Knife, either Butcher knife or a carving knife.

Element: Fire

Type: Dark

Sexuality: "Heteroflexible"

Alcohol of choice (yes it's important): Beer

Favorite food: sausage, or human flesh

Passion(s): murder, art, WORLD FUCKING DOMINATION!!!

Interesting traits: no empathy or sympathy, sharp fucking piranha teeth

Strength(s): army strength, intimidation

Weakness(es): ice/snow/cold weather, communism

Other weapons: Flamethrower, Panzer tank, Sharp fucking piranha teeth, submachine gun

Personality: psychotic, ruthless, murderous, evil, blood-thirsty, racist

Soviet Union

Age: 32

Weight: 125 lbs

Height: 7' 5"

Element: Ice

Type: ice

Preferred weapon: Hammer and Sickle

Other weapons: AK-47, T-34, Broken Vodka bottle, WINTER!!

Sexuality: Bi

Alcohol of choice: Vodka

Favorite food(s): bread, potatoes, and Vodka

Passion(s): spreading communism, his kids

Interesting trait(s): T A L L, can control his drunkenness(probably)

Strength(s): physical, army, cold

Weakness(es): his kids, heat, capitalism

Personality: stoic, serious, calm, alcoholic, caring (to his kids), strong, ruthless

AND THE WINNER IIIIIIIISSS...........................................!

USSR!!!!!!!!!

duh guys

he beat Third's ass once and he can do it again

and communism is just better

so of course I'll make sure Soviet wins