Divorces. Beheaded. Died. ~MXTX x Six Musical~

♕~Part 4: Heart of Stone~♕

(Stage light illuminates)

Wei Wuxian: Bros, bros!...Um. Ladies and gentlemen, it's starting~ And it's my husband's turn~

Bingge: We get it you simp.

Wei Wuxian: Say's you.

Xie Lian: We've had this conversation before and I'm sure you don't want it again don't you?😃

Bingge/Wei Wuxian: Yes ma'am.

Xie Lian: Thank you! Now continuing with the drama...that's more like straight-up comedy-

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Pei Ming: So yeah. What a weekend.

Hua Cheng: Wait. Did you actually die?💀

Pei Ming: Yeah, it was so extra. Anyways, I'm obvs the winner~ So I think I'll do another solo~ My next song is what I wrote the moment I found out YingHua had tragically died! It's called "wearing yellow to a funeral". Please sing along if you know the words~ (singing) YingHua was a massive-

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Xuan Ji: Wow husband, you really have the guts to say that to a bootiful lady like her!

Wei Wuxian: She didn't do anything wrong though. Wearing yellow to his funeral was well needed for Pei Ming. But I also couldn't blame Pei Ming...

The others nodded silently knowing they were right.

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SIX: Nope nope nope nope nope- / Stop right there/ No! (or you can say they had an uproar of saying no because it was going too far)

Shen Jiu: Who decided you were the winner?

Shen Yuan: He wants another turn-

YingHua: Over my dead body! >:P

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Xie Lian: Omg this is so funny!

Xie Lian's mood has brightened up with Ziyan giving her another Man tuo. He was holding it like it was some kind of trophy nibbling on it with tiny bites so he can save it.

Xie Lian: Oh thank the god of man tuo for giving me this blessing~

Others: *facepalm*

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Lan Wangji: Anyways, I'm pretty sure it's my turn next! :D

Shen Jiu: You! Queen, please!

Shen Yuan: Are you joking?!

Hua Cheng: Yeah, weren't you the one he truly loved?

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Xuan Ji: No. No way >:(

Wei Wuxian: Theres no no no no no no no way! Theres no way~

Xuan Ji: >:0

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YingHua : Oh yeah, didn't you give him the son he so desperately wanted?

Pei Ming: Yeah, like, I had a daughter and he literally chopped my head off.

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Bingmei: Wow. Your poor daughter T-T

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Lan Wangji: Yeah, I know. I was lucky in so many ways. Well, I had a beautiful baby boy and Henry got his heir to the throne, so of course I was going to be the one he truly loved. But you know, if Sizhui had turned out to be a little baby Lingjing, well, I know that his love wouldn't have lasted.