The path to the truth: Male Reader X Naoto

"Squeeze Play"

06/08

Yosuke approached Yu and I after school.

"Hey, guess what I just heard! When they're sitting in back of you, it's like a squeeze play!" He said.

"Putting a baseball team together?" Yu asked.

"No not that kind of squeeze, I guess it's more like, smooshing? Sorry i got ahead of myself, what I mean is, I'm talking about how when there's a girl sitting behind you on a motorcycle, they press right up against your back." Yosuke said.

"Is this baseball or motocross?" Yu asked.

"I told you already that's not what I'm talking about, don't make me repeat myself. Anyway, I think motorcycles are the hot new thing for guys now. Girls like guys who spend time outdoors right? So I got you guys these, you wanna get your licences with me?" He asked

It's a manual for getting a motorcycle licence. I am so glad Yu splits the money that shadows drop when we kill them. I might actually be able to afford something.

"Well I can't afford anything bigger than a scooter on my budget, but at least that'll get us to new places. Don't you think we deserve that much, seeing as how we're investigating the case?" Yosuke said.

We continued to chat about it, then Kanji walked into our classroom and up to us.

"'Sup Senpai, hey about the camping trip... you guys busy right now?" Kanji asked.

"Kinda, we're talking about motorcycles." Yosuke said.

"Motorcycles? You gonna go stomp a gang? If you're bringing a war I'll help!" Kanji said.

"No we're not "bringing a war", what does that even mean? We're just talking about getting motorcycle licenses." Yosuke said.

"Licenses, you guys don't have yours?" Kanji asked.

"Huh? Don't tell me you already-"

"Nah, I'm still 15 and all." Kanji said.

"Then why'd you say it like that!? Man that reminds me, I'm surprised you picked a fight with that biker gang, how'd you chase after them." Yosuke said.

"Eh, a bike's all I need." Kanji said.

This man runs off of pure adrenaline and rage, I'm starting to like him more and more.

"In any case we can't let you in on our "up close and personal" plan." Yosuke said.

"Up close and personal? What does that mean!?" Kanji asked

"Keep it down! Like I was telling these guys, what a guy needs nowadays to be a big man, is first a motorcycle and then, a girlfriend." Yosuke said.

"Tell me more." Yu said.

"That's the spirit, alright then." Yosuke said.

"You guys gonna get licensed for the big stuff? I mean I know I'm a little late here, but if you're talking about taking a girl on your bike, ya gotta be seating two man. That ain't allowed on a scooter." Kanji said.

"I forgot about that. Shut up this will work out! As long as we have a motorcycle the girls will come running! That's all the advantage we need. Now listen carefully, the reason we don't have girlfriends is because we're stuck here in this town waiting for someone. This place is so tiny, it's no wonder we can't find one. It doesn't matter if it's only a scooter, some kind of motorcycle is just the ticket for us to get some chicks. The later on we can get a bigger motorcycle, and that's when the "up close and personal" plan really starts!" Yosuke said.

"Up close and personal." Kanji said while thinking about it.

"Plus us three have more of a city boy thing going on. Hey what about you, Cal?" Yosuke asked.