Trokinese

After school 'come over'

After I got home from collage, Road called me and said; "hey wanna come over?! I need help cleaning Leaf's home, and then we can have dinner." In a semi-exciting way. I thought this was a odd request because we just met like 5 hours ago and it's a Monday. "Okay sure, but don't have any tomato in the food, I'm really allergic to them.." I stated "okay sweet!.. I was gonna have cheese Raman! It's so good! My address is #### South Green street. Come over at 5:30!" Road said in a exciting way. I thought it was weird he gave his address so quickly, but I guess I am trustable.. usually. I headed to his house walked inside, and he wasn't home and there were tiny baby rats on the couch everywhere! There were some poking their ugly faces out of the couch too! "Road!?.. Man! You can live like this..!" I said loud. I scooped some of the rats off the couch so I could sit. I waited, and then I saw it. I little 3ft naked thing with floating ball hands and a sprout on its head. "AHHH! WHO ARE YOU!? GET OUTTA HERE!!" I screamed. The thing pointed it's tiny Glock at me and said; "WHO are YOU!? And why do you want Road!?"
It looked at me with a blank, creepy half smile.. "H-he's my friend and I was gonna help him clean the rat cage.. and eat dinner with him.. if that's okay!" I said in my best trying-not-to-be-scared voice. The little man sat his tiny Glock on the table. "Sorry for that. So uhm.. what's your name .. and age." He said as he sat down and put is feet on the grimy coffee table. "It's Cannie. I'm 21." I said looking at its scratched knee and large scar on his foot.
A few moments later he responded; " my names Bean. I'm 10,000 years old, and I'm technically 12, because I came alive 12 years ago because of the toxic plant leak.. ya know in Russia.. and yes. I am a bean" he said while picking at his knee. "Hahaha! That's funny.. why don't you wear clothes .. it's really weird!" I said in a giggly way. "Because I have nothing to cover. I'm a bean. I have no beans. And I'm actually a bean! Please believe me!" He said in a serious tone. I decided to change the topic; " Why is there rats only in the couch? and why does this place look like a dump!?" I asked in a semi-worried tone..
He showed me something. "Look in that hole in the couch, Road set it up like a rat room. He calls it the 'Rat Jam' haha!"
(it looks somewhat like this but in the couch)

I looked and stared into the beady eyed rat, then I heard the front door slam closed! Then dripping noises.. "GUYS!! Leave the rat jam ALONE! THERES BABIES IN THERE!.. wait. Cannie!? Why didn't you help me!, I was in the backyard!" Road said protectively & angrily. "Man I thought you weren't home, I met your roommate he's weird.." I said in a kinda startled voice. "Oh, yeah.. him.. he just kinda lives here and 'takes care of the place n rats' for me, y'know when I'm at work." He said in a toned annoying-sarcastic way.