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Me: Can we plase talk how I was a fucking nomu!

Shigarki: Not our doing.

Overhaul: You sure about that?

Shigaraki: Can we talk about the fancy environment? Dude, we are broke! We can't have that at all.

Todoroki: You sure?

Shigarki: What is that supposed to mean?

Todoroki: I mean... my brother took my fathers golden card when he vanished.

Shigarki: That piece of shit!

Overhaul: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Me: I... why in the world was I even a nomu?!

Overhaul: You did a great job killing them all off.

Me: NO! It was too bloody.

Kirishima: I feel seek right now.

Kaminari: Same. I wish we stayed at home.

Kirishima: I agree.

Kaminari: So what do we do?

Kirishima: Not pay any attention to it.

Kaminari: You Bakugo, what you think? 

Bakugo: Who the fuck touched Deku?! I am the only one who can do that.

Todoroki: The LOV.

Shigarki: I told you this was too fance for us.

Overhaul: Mh... You just say that till you believe it.

Shigarki: Oh excuse me that we ate broke ass bitches.

Aizawa: Problem child, how are you feeling?

Me: Oh great. I am enjoying this actually.

Aizawa: *sigh* Do not turn evil on me.

Me: Oh I would never on you, maybe on Bakugo.

Bakugo: HUH!

Me: Oh nothing. Nothing at all.

Kaminari: You better hide from now on.

Kirishima: I would say lock your door bro.

Todoroki: Or leave UA.

Bakugo: The heck I will do.

Me: Well you know... there is always a limit to which I will tolerate you and you are soo close on breaking it.

Bakugo: *Gulp* How about I cook for you?

Overhaul: On that point, we have a great chef if you come over to our side.

Me: No thanks. Lunch Rush is pretty good at handle stuff.

Aizawa: I'll tell him to make some snacks for you after this.

Me: Aww thanks.

Todoroki: *cough* bribing *cough*

Kaminari: Anyone heard anything?

Todoroki: NO, why?

Kirishima: Pfff-

Me: So anyways... did you herores really just ignored the mess and called me cute? I didn't even looked human anymore.

Aizawa: Still a bit cute.

Me: And you would say that to everything that is fluffy.

Aizawa: I wouldn't.

Todoroki: Deku's hair.

Aizawa: Cute.

Todoroki: See.

Aizawa: Damn it.

Shigarki: If you want more power, we can make it happen. You don't have to transform into a nomu.

Me: I got enough of that taste. No thanks.

Shigarki: How about a pet nomu then?

Me: ...What?!

Overhaul: Oh please! I got something better!

Shigarki: Beat me then!

Overhaul: How about a clan under your command?

Me: Sounds pretty interresting.

Aizawa: Problem child.

Me: What? I just said the truth. 

Overhaul: They will be yours if you decide to join the Chisaki's.

Me: Meh, no thanks.

Shigarki: Anything we can do to make you reathink?

Me: Don't think so.

Overhaul: Just gotta have to try harder then.

Bakugo: Why the fuck you even trying?

Todoroki: You want him as an opponent after seeing this all?

Bakugo: No.

Todoroki: There is your answere.

Bakugo: Oh... 

Shigarki: No joke.

Me: Aw come on. It ain't this bad.

Overhaul: I am starting to think his definition of bad is different.

Kaminari: Not only that definition.

Aizawa: *sigh*

Kirishima: Honestly, I am just exited for the next thing.

Me: Same.

Todoroki: Not really. 

Kaminari: I would rather this stop.

Kirishima: I know but still this is a bit .... well.... honestly... it's entertaining.


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