[NAME]
youre literally in between lisha—
you know what? ive had enough
of you. share your location with me.
AJAX
"i got you chica,"
[NAME]
dont call me that ever again.
AJAX
"what? why not— ow zhongli!
oh yeah.. im so sorry, i forgot!
but there you go!! wait.. why
do you need my location?"
[NAME]
for what else, dipshit? we're
coming to pick you guys up.
AJAX
"we're? whos we're?"
[NAME]
me, signora, and kuni?
AJAX
"signora?! shes here?!
since when?!"
[NAME]
since tonight, what ever. were
coming to pick you guys up.
AJAX
"okay..? well um! hurry up!"
[NAME]
yeah, bye.
[NAME]
theyre at mt. tianheng.
SCARAMOUCHE
why the fuck are
they near lisha.
SIGNORA
right,
[NAME]
kazuha called em n said
that i was at a hospital
over there apparently.
SCARAMOUCHE
the fuck? thats literally an
hour and a half away.
[NAME]
[fav. fast food] on the way!
SIGNORA
can i stop by at starbucks? im
nor really tryna eat fast food
at such a laye hour.
[NAME]
loser.
SCARAMOUCHE
im only payin for [name].
SIGNORA
i know. thats why i have my
own fucking wallet.
signora and scaramoche continued
to bicker, but they did end up stopping
at starbucks and [fav. fast food].
unfortunately for [name], their stop
was a little farther than signoras.
SIGNORA
callin me a loser when your
stop is 25 minutes away.
[NAME]
no one asked.
scaramouche sighed, obviously
annoyed from whats going on
at the moment.
25 minutes later, [name] was
half asleep, their earbuds blasting
their favorite music in their ears.
SCARAMOUCHE
[name]? what do you want
to order?
[NAME]
what? oh. uhh [order].
kuni smiled tenderly at them,
and ordered their food.
they pulled up to the window,
and [name] immediately woke
up to the smell of food.
SCARAMOUCHE
here you go, dont leave
crumbs on my car.
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