[NAME]
someone tried.. um.
SIGNORA
tried to what?
[name] couldnt help but laugh
at the reason why zhongli called
them.
[NAME]
apparently someone tried to
jump both of them..?
[NAME]
and they slashed all of
their tires
SIGNORA
deja vu to the series of scream
SIGNORA
oh but, yeah. lame asses.
[NAME]
exactly.
SCARAMOUCHE
are you kidding? thats so
fucking pathetic.
[NAME]
yeah.. so they wont be here
for a while.
SCARAMOUCHE
i can pick them up, if you want.
[NAME]
please! itll mean a lot!
SCARAMOUCHE
alright, wanna come with me?
SIGNORA
sure,
[NAME]
alright, but uh, can we
please get [fav fast food]?
SCARAMOUCHE
sure
he said with a smile.
he absolutely adored his partner.
everything about them, he loved.
he didnt wanna lose them.
who would?
the three walked out from the
house to scaras car.
obviously, [name] called shotgun
and sat right next to their boyfriend.
SIGNORA
keep your lovey dovey shit
to a minimum. i dont want
reminders that i left my own
boyfriend by himself.
[name] smiled,
[NAME]
dont worry! ill kiss him
lesser than i usually do!
making scaramouche flush
while signora laughed
(obnoxiously).
scaramouche ( annoyed ), started
the car, leaving the drive way.
[NAME]
ill ask ajax where hes at,
[name] dialed the redheads number,
putting their phone to their ear.
there was a few moments of
silence until [name] finally
said something.
[NAME]
ajax! hi! where are you
guys at right now?
AJAX
"uhh.. we're at... uh.. zhongli
where are we at again? *inaudible*
oh! we're at mt. tianheng!"
[NAME]
what the fuck? why are you guys
out so far? the hospital isnt that
far out??
AJAX
"the call we got said you were
here, apparently. its fine though,
at least we arent that close to
lisha, el-em-eff-aye-oh"
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CAT FACTS ━━ scaramouche ( ✓ )
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