Father figure-Dadnoblade

Friend?-13

Byyy the way when I am writing this I am usin- ok so like yk how you read and little voice inside you reads it back well rn it's my voice ish but them Ira is talking it's a  rlly weird anyone onto the chapter!

I woke up I looked at my hands still covered in paint I must've been to tired to go shower...or wash my hands...or change
I get up and go wash my hand then take a shower drying off before getting changed into my all time favourite outfit, hight waisted black jeans with a dress shirt I stole from techno and turned it into a crop top so he couldn't take it back I smile at the thought I take my hair and brush it making it good enough I head downstairs to see Phil talking with someone and techno watching I sneck over to techno
"Morning kiddo" he said ruffling my hair I just straightened it out again with my hands
"Hey who are they" I said looking over to the people talking to Phil
"Your not nervous are ya?" He smirking
"Me? Nervous no you must be Kidd- yes I am" I said looking at him knowing my lie won't cut it
"Come" he said as he walked to his room he grabbed an earring and placed it on my ears
"What is it" I said going up to his mirror
"A friendship emerald Phil has one and so do I so now you do" he said "and it matching the outfit" he said getting a crown and placing on my head
" I am the all great mighty technoblade and you will bow" I saw acting like him in a way that is way off and voice has to go deeper but that would be impossible for my voice to do
"I don't sound like that" he said crossing his arms
"Kinda do" I say holding back a laugh
"Alright let's get to Phil before he thinks the all mighty blood god and goddess ran away" he said walking towards the door
"Who's the blood god" I saw following hi
"I'll tell you later" I nod and we head out Phil pulls out a camera and takes a photo
"Really Phil" me and techno said at the same time it was kind of crazy
"HEY TECHNO BOSS MAN" a loud kid screamed as he walked over to techno I toke a step and toke an axe then placed it on the kids throat techno tried not to laugh
"Hey w-woman" he said I look up to techno as he places a small bore mask on me and the kid looks scared
"AHH ITS A FEMALE VERSION OF TECHNO AND SHES GONNS KILL ME" he ran back to Phil I put the axe back and laughed and high fived techno
"She won't kill you and that's technos daughter" Phil said
"Ira this is Tomas-"
"Tommy"
"Tommy this is Ira" Phil finished
"Dumb fucking name" tommy said as he looked his eyes
"We'll it's actually Iratie"I say
"That's worse" tommy said
"Says the person with a name of 'tomas'" I said laughing
"ITS TOMMY YOU PRICK"he said I immediately froze and techno noticed
" don't call her that Theseus" techno said in a scary voice them normal
" no no it's fine it's just.." I walked closer to tommy
"What" tommy said
"Your from the disc war" Phil and techno looked at each other then nervously chuckled
"I am!" He said accomplish that someone new him because of a book
"Want to come to my room" I saw as I point to the stair that's lead me there
"Sure" tommy says, we go up to my room and Phil smiles "I'm glad she has someone her own age now" Phil declared "as long as he doesn't hurt her" techno said outing on his cape and walking out

-in the room-
"This is fucking cool!" He said looking at my walls
"Thanks I did it"
"You did that's sick!
"Yeah I was bored of plain white Phil still need to know"
"He doesn't"
"Techno does"
"Fair your his child aren't you"
"Ya"
"So do you call him father blade" he looks at me instead of the walls
"What? No I call him techno" I make eye contact
"Like you never called him like dad or anything" he looked at me shocked
"No" I said
"We should prank him" tommy said looking at my bed and jumping on it me following
"How" I say placing the bore mask on my nightstand
"You will call him like dad or father and we can see him get flustered" he said grinning
"Ok" we head downstairs and I see Phil finishing up fixing my boots I walk over and slip them on so does Tommy
"Where are you two headed" Phil said
"No where" I slip my jacket on I open the door and Tommy leaves first
"Bye Phil! Bye dad!" I say as I leave and close the door me and Tommy stay outside to hear but all we heard were 'awe' and it was from Phil so it wasn't much of a prank but oh well we go out and play till sun down then we lay on the snow and looks at the stars
"So then Tubbo got me an endechest.." he kept talking over and over I was calming in a way I close my eyes and rest my head on his shoulder and cuddle up on the side taking all his body warmth
"And then I won" it didn't seem to bother him so I feel asleep soon after s heard soft snores I know now Tommy is alseep
When I woke up I was still with Tommy just on my bed I open my eyes to see a note on my door I get up careful not to wake Tommy which I didn't I go to the door and read the note

Dear, Ira
We were going to put you to in a separate bed but you didn't let go sorry if this wasn't the right choice
-Phil
Ps.techno heard you allied him dad he doesn't mind

I folded up the note and set it on my bed stand table and crawl back into bed falling asleep I heard  Tommy wake up and swear before specking
"It's to fucking early for this" Tommy turned and saw me I acted like I was asleep
"I know your awake bitch you woke me up" Tommy said pushing my shoulder I smile and open my eyes
"I fucking knew it" tommy said we both got up and I stared at Tommy for a bit
"What" he said
"Can you turn around so I can change" i said
"Ok ok I don't understand girl code" he said turning around crossing his arms
I change into a comfy outfit, sweat pants that are white with slashes of colour and a tube top with spaghetti straps
"You done yet bitch" Tommy said growing impatient
"Yes" I said as he turns around we both head out the door as techno stares at me
"What" I say as I walk up to him he ruffles my hair
"You lured me over...smart move" I say as I go get breakfast from Phil so does Tommy
"You eat his everyday" Tommy says
"Yep it's good" I said taking another bite
"Weird anyway I have to today so probably after I eat" Tommy said taking a bite
"You have to?" I say finishing my toast and eggs
"Yes tubbo and ranboo are waiting for me" I nod understanding after he finishes he puts on his boats and red coat and leaves
"How was your day" techno asked
"Good"I say as I go outside
"She's going to do the wood smashing thing again right?" Techno said watching me walk outside
"I think so" Phil said grabbing the bandages and cleaner
"Poor girl" techno says  she looks away from the window for a second
"Yeah do you want to do out or me?"
"I can"

I walk around  getting tempted by the wood that lying around I walk towards the Dsmp and start running I soon got to the trap door and open it up and jump down, I start farming the potatoes and carrots
A few hours later I go to leave but here someone standing on top of it, there was a layer of grass on top so unless you were looking you shouldn't see it so I just listened
"I heard he's out in the snow we should go there"
"I also heard he has a daughter and if anything taking her would me the prize"
"Technoblade doesn't fall that easy"
After the man said that I fell of the ladder landing on my back, I never was good with ladders I ran to the back and hid in a corner of the wheat farm I heard the trap door open
"Come out come out" he said looking around holding a sword and splash potion of weakness III
i quickly look or a way to escape when I find a way I heard glass breaking then I felt blood come out from my chest I look and seen my shirt behind filled with blood then I see multiple glass shards around and I see a guy standing on top of me they waiting till I was to weak to hood my own conscious they picked me up and set me on a horse as they rode back to wherever they came from

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Drama beatch
Hope you like the chapter and thanks for all of the support!
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Aug 28-29 12am 2022
I'm prob going to look back on. This that's why I randomly put times- or people from the future....HELLO

(Me from the future, I'm re writing it
Nov,25th/22, 11:32 pm)

(Reading this for ideas and to cringe..a lot
December 10th 2022, 6:40pm)