Carla: Yeah, what's his name again?
Felix: ...Uhhh. Fuck, ummm
Carla: Right?
Felix: Fuck, it's right on the tip of my tongue
Felix: He's just like so forgettable
Ted: ...
Cindy's GF: Why would you continue to be with me, if you're just gonna cheat!?
Cindy: I'm not cheating on you!
Cindy's GF: Put that on something.
Cindy: I put it on my cousin over there. I'm not cheating on-
Nugget: Wait- no wh-
Nugget: *Fucking dies*
Cindy: Wow, you're ready gonna die on me.
Carla *internally*: Alright, you're gonna call him baby, call him babe, something cute!
Monty: Oh hey, Carla
Carla: Sup, bro
Carla *internally*: OMG, I'm your brain listen to me!
Lily: *phone dings* Oh his MeeMaw died and that's why he didn't text back
Nugget: So?
Nugget: Was not texting you back gonna bring her back or?
Lily: Bruh
Nugget: And how does Pretty Lily not know that's not the name of his side-chick?
Lily: -_-
Nugget: And didn't Lily say he liked pirates? Don't that sound like a pirate ass name?
Lily: *Phone dings*
Nugget: What did he say?
Lily: Aww, he says he misses talking to her!
Nugget: Tell him to go to hell.
Lily: Nugget-
Nugget: He can talk to her all he wants down there
Lily: Imma text him back
Nugget: Ok ok, and when he text you for sympathy cheeks-
Lily: -for what!?
Nugget: Do not call Nugget.
Cindy: What are you eating?
Carla: Pork rinds
Cindy: Oh I could never-
Carla: -So don't.
Cindy: ...what
Carla: You could never, so don't.
Monty's Mom *calling Jerome*: Hi, Jerome. Was Monty with you last night?
Jerome *over the phone*: Yeah, we went to the liquor store, got some snacks. Then we went back to my place and watched some bad movies.
Monty's Mom: Ok thank you-
Jerome: THEN, he wanted to order some buffalo wings and I said screw that, let's go to buffalo!
Jerome: *continues to drone on*
Monty's Mom: ...
Monty: ...
Jerome: -We stop by this albino unicorn on the way. Whole time I'm in debt to an Italian woman name Barney-
Adrian: *speaking into a megaphone* whoever put their hands on my friends
Adrian: Please come out her so I can peacefully BREAK YOUR LEGS
Monty: Hey dude did you piss in my Brita Filter?
Ozzy: dId YoU pIsS iN mY bRiTa FiLtEr
Monty: ...
Monty: Did you!?
Ozzy: Does the Pope shit in the woods?
Monty: ...No?
Ozzy: Then theres your answer, with your false accusation looking ass
Monty: I literally have video footage of you pissing in my Brita Filter.
Ozzy: Oh that's right I did piss in your Brita Filter
Monty: Why- why the fuck?
Ozzy: To piss you off obviously.
Ozzy *mockingly*: Yeah, that was really hard to figure out -_-
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