Honestly, this is mostly Isaiah Washington and First-Mate Prance's TikToks just in word format... and I'm not sorry about it they're funny asf!
Cindy *picks up phone*: This is Cindy-
Buggs *over the phone*: Where tf are you!?
Cindy: ...I'm visiting the elderly at a nursing home...?
Buggs: Don't lie to me! You're at that creep seniors house again aren't you!?
Cindy: ...No...
Jerome *filming a TikTok*: Brunch with the bestie
Penny: Yayy!
Jerome: These tacos got me gay asf!
Penny: Jay, I told you
Penny: People don't use gay as 'happy' anymore, that's not how it's used.
Jerome *looking back at the camera*: My bad y'all
Jerome: These tacos got me feeling bisexual asf!
Penny: Jerome no-
Billy: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!
The "Dumb" Class: ...
Billy: Damn y'all depressed asf
Ozzy: You didn't clap either-
Billy: Shut up 😃
Lily: Yeah, that didn't work out so we're back to the "talking stage" ig
Madison: Oh I hate that
Carla: The whole "what music do you like" or "where are you from" SO annoying
Lily: Like, I don't give a shit about any of that! Are we gonna get married or not!?
Alice: Yeah, fuck your hobbies, can I use your health insurance or not?
Ron: I miss when you could get married to someone without even seeing them!
Madison: I don't think the woman like that...
Ron: Yeah but the men who wrote books on that kinda stuff said it was cool
Cindy: You know what I HATE about the talking stage
Cindy: Are we technically together or single? Cuz if I'm single I'm gonna text my ex
The Girls (+Ron): *Mutual agreement*
Cindy: And if we're together, I'm gonna text my ex and feel bad about it.
Carla: Wait, isn't that why you can never get out of the talking stage?
Cindy: ...
Cindy: I am sick and tired of you DMing other girls!
Cindy's BF: Omg, I am not DMing other girls, you're being crazy.
Cindy: you know what I've had enough- seize him!
Cindy's BF: Seize me!? Wtf are you-
*Jerome and Buggs grab him by the arms and drag him away*
Monty: Damn, bro got seized.
Carla: So I was talking to... umm
Felix: Who?
Carla: ...I forget his name...
Carla: The... you know Penny's crush
Felix: Oh!
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Twin Sized Mattresses [Kindergarten Chatfic]
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