Tom stopped at McDonald's to eat.
The person who was serving for him was Emily?
Yes.
"What are you doin' here?" Emily the Dumb said.
Because y'know, the sky is orange.
Just.
Then.
Tommy.
Sang.
"Eeeeeee lam-eeeeeee".
He and his ugly wife came, the donkey pig hybrid.
Woah.
Tom closed his eyes and nose, and watched Home Sweet Home with a ❤ at the end.
Suddenly, Camminure burst through the door.
"THAAAAAT'S A FIIIIINE." The manager called. It was Emily.
She shot Camminure dead ❤
She 'pennywise turned' and said, "What would you like to order today?"
So FBI officers starts knocking on the door.
Emily knew she was going to be arrested, so she started chanting the words. "Weird. Ugly. Popcorn. Notebook."
Everyone didn't want to be on fire, so they started hitting with her.
"Can I pwease haf swome chicken nwuggets?" Asked Tommy.
The FBI said, "Yes. In jail."
The donkey pig hybrid barfed out a gun.
She got arrested for eating an illegal weapon without a driver's license.
We will always remember dear Donkey Pig.
Then everyone died lol.
The End!!!!
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Tall Tales
HumorStories made by playing a game of broken telephone so serious lines became silly sentences 😍😘🥰🤩🤣😂😅😆
