a/n:guys i swear everything in here is completely satire
!shuichi pov:!
damn so like i got put in this killing game and this girl i was friends with just kinda ......... died
i thought monokuma was slash jaying when he said he was gonna execute us if we got caught killing others but i guess not
anyways since I'm so homo idrc abt that and I'm more into this short uwu purple hair guy who really likes panta and lies a lot !!(that pained me to type)
-time skip to after kirumis trial-
well damn
people need to just like stop
anyways I'm gonna confess my love to my beloved kokichi
!kokichi pov:!
i was sitting on the floor drinking panta while being so uwu and gay and reading when the really sexy detective shy boy otherwise known as my beloved shuichi came up to me
he sat down next to me next to me and said
"I'm very in love with you, no homo"
i gasped
"ngl ur also pretty hot"
and so he pulled me in for a very forceful kiss and we had a makeout session in the fucking library
"but we need to shh abt this.k?"
"k"
we started making out again
btw did i mention maki was in there as well
and she just screamed
"OMG I LOVE GAY PPL 🥳"
we paid that ugly ass murderer little to no mind
the fucking bear.the fucking bear appeared out of literally nowhere and interrupted me and shushus kiss ugh
"hey u nasty whores if yall wanna fuck go do it in the love hotel not in the fucking library"
then he handed us a key for it
me and shumai just blushed uwu
he put the key in his pocket and we continued to make out
we finished and separated to go to our own rooms without saying a word
