Incorrect quotes (Part 1)

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#1 Characters reactions to being told ‘I love you'


JAKE: *cries while waving* I love you too!

LUKE: Uhmm... *rubs the back of his neck*

DREW: Sounds fake, but okay?

ELLIOTT : *a flustered mess*

ALEXANDER : Can I get a refund? I wanna leave.

HAILEY: Thank you!

MILLICENT: I love you too, wanna be my friend?

SEAN: Thanks?

SADIE: *Leaves*

#2 Bites

JAKE: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

MILLICENT: What if it bites me and it dies!?

ALEXANDER: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Milly, learn to listen.

SEAN: What if it bites itself and I die?

LUKE: That’s voodoo.

ALEXANDER: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

LUKE: That’s correlation, not causation.

JAKE: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?

MILLICENT : That’s kinky.

HAILEY: Oh my God.

#3 Be yourself

LIAM: Just be yourself.

JAKE: 'Be myself'? Liam, I have one day to win the music club over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

HENRY: Couple days.

LIAM: Weeks.

DREW: A few hours.

JAKE: See, Liam? 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

#4 What do you sleep with?

JAKE: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.

MILLICENT: I sleep with a knife.

ALEXANDER: Both of you are pathetic.

JAKE: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

ALEXANDER: A Luke.

#5 Flowers

ZOEY: You know, the gardener nerd gives that rat named Milly, flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too.

DREW: Okay.

*Later*

DREW: *gives Jake flowers*

JAKE: ???

DREW: I don't know, I'm confused as well.

Author's note:

I got bored, and wanted a bit of inspiration.

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