Izumo: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase.
Shiemi: Izumo, that's a coma.
Izumo: Sounds festive.
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Sheimi: Izumo... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Izumo: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Sheimi:
Sheimi: I wrote sanitize, Izumo.
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Sheimi: Do you take constructive criticism?
Izumo: I only take cash or credit.
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Shiemi, tending to Izumo's wounds: How would you rate your pain?
Izumo: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.
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Izumo: Someone will die.
Shiemi: Of fun!
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Izumo, addressing the squad: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.
Shiemi: But – that’s just a trash can.
Izumo: It sure is.
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Izumo: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
Shiemi: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.
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Izumo: *Accidentally hits Shiemi in the face*
Izumo: *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*
Izumo: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!
Shiemi: What’s wrong with you?!
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Shiemi: Okay, help me please!
Izumo: Got two words for you.
Shiemi: I bet they won't be helpful.
Izumo: Your problem.
Shiemi: I was right
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