(Entirely self indulgent, I love their dynamic)
Rin: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Mephisto: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Amaimon : Smad.
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Rin: If Mephisto and I were drowning, who would you save?
Amaimon : You two can’t swim?
Mephisto: It’s a hypothetical question, Amaimon ! who would you save?
Amaimon : my time and effort.
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Mephisto : Amaimon and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
Rin: *Sighing* What did Amaimon do?
Mephisto : They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Amaimon : Who wants a steering wheel?
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Mephisto : We need a distraction.
Amaimon : Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Rin, whispering: My time has come
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Amaimon : Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
Rin: The cow???
Amaimon : What?
Mephisto : Rin, W H Y?
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Mephisto : While I’m gone, Rin, you’re in charge.
Rin: Yes!!!
Mephisto , whispering: Amaimon , you’re secretly in charge.
Amaimon : Obviously.
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Mephisto : Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Rin: Okay, but in my defense, Amaimon bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.
Mephisto : That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
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*The group is getting into the car*
Amaimon : I’m driving.
Mephisto , out of view: Shotgun!
Rin, turning to face Mephisto : Aww! But you had it on the way here-
Everyone except Mephisto : WOAH-
Mephisto , holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*
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Rin : WHY. why did you give Amaimon a KNIFE?!
Mephisto : I’m sorry. They said they felt unsafe.
Rin : Now I feel unsafe!
Mephisto : I’m sorry.
Mephisto : ... would you like a knife?
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Rin : Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Mephisto : You’re a hazard to society
Amaimon : And a coward. DO TWENTY.
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Blue Exorcist Incorrect Quotes
幽默Got these off of an incorrect quote generator, hope you find these as accurate as I do. GENERATOR CREDIT: https://incorrect-quotes-generator.neocities.org/
