Rin: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Suguro: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Shiemi: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Izumo: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Shima: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Konekomaru:
Konekomaru: I have emotional scars.
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Rin: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Suguro: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents
Rin: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Konekomaru : Actually I did the math, Suguro would have $225, not $0.15.
Suguro: Fam I'm right here....
Shima: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Rin: while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Shima: Sorry I only have a dollar
Rin: :(
Konekomaru : Hey I just realized my friend is right, Suguro would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Shima: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Konekomaru : You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Shiemi: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
Konekomaru : Apply juice to what
Izumo: Directly to the forehead
Suguro: Great chat everyone
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Rin, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Suguro: Hey.
Sheimi: Hi.
Izumo: Hello.
Konekomaru : Hey!
Rin: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Shima: We were out of Doritos.
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Rin: We need to distract these guys
Suguro: Leave it to me
Suguro: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Sheimi, Izumo, and Konekomaru : *Immediately begin arguing*
Shima, watching in horror: Oh this. I don't like this. I don't like this at all.
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Shiemi: Just be yourself.
Rin: 'Be myself'? Shiemi, I have one day to win Suguro over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Shima : Couple weeks.
Konekomaru : Six months.
Izumo : Jury's still out.
Rin: See, Shiemi?
Rin: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?
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