They're dead?? Yay!! | Chapter 11

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Sugar Daddy Joon has his hands full. Firstly, he had to convince Taehyung's parents to let him help pay for their expenses... that was unnecessarily hard. He also was paying for Jin and Jungkook's food and rent. He had given Jimin a home and now Hoseok. He thought no one would care. He thought he wouldn't be noticed... well

"Hey, kid!! We let you stay here rent free, but you're spending all of our money!!" Namjoon's "mom" called

Okay, and??

Namjoon scoffed, "nice of you to actually acknowledge that I exist. Plus, you're filthy rich, it's not affecting you. Where are you going?"

"That is none of your business. We are going out." His "dad" said

"And by the time we get back, we expect your housework done and you and your... whores... moved out!!" His "mom" said and left

Yeah, like he was gonna do that

He waited a few minutes in silence then decided to cook dinner for the sleepy heads on the third floor

Once that was done, Hoseok and Jimin had already walked downstairs.

"Morning, Hyungie," Jimin says sleepily. "Good morning!"

Hoseok just lays his head on the kitchen table, no words spoken as he continues to go to sleep. They eat breakfast 

Just as they finish, Namjoon gets a call, "hello?"

"Hello, is this Kim Namjoon?" 

"Yeah, this is he."

"I'm sorry to inform you that your parents have gotten into a terrible car accident and were announced dead at the scene. They are in Bighit Hospital (IDK) so that friends and family can say their goodbyes. Would you like to see them?"

"No, they can rot in hell without me ever having to see them again."

"O- okay sir, the funeral date has already been announced, the 14th of this month. I offer my condolences. Have a blessed day, thank you."

"Sooo umm, who can rot in hell?" Hoseok asked as Jimin elbowed him in the ribs

"My parents died today. They're dead!! YAY."

"WOOP WOOP," 

And they celebrated

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LMAO I DONT FUCKING KNOW ANYMORE

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