❥ Stronger Than Stone

Shits n giggles

Zenny: Why isn't the statue smirking at me?
Senku: It isn't smirking at anyone, they're all just imagining it.
Zenny: Three of us saw it, Senku. How do you explain that?
Senku: *points at Liv* Sleep deprivation. *points at Tsukasa* Paranoia. *points at Taiju* Delusional personality disorder.

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Liv: Good morning.
Senku: Good morning.
Tsukasa: Good morning.
Zenny: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Taiju: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

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Liv: Nothing in life is free.
Zenny: Love is free!
Taiju: Adventure is free.
Senku: Knowledge is free.
Tsukasa: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

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Liv: Favorite horror movie?
Senku: It
Zenny: Saw
Tsukasa: Annabelle
Taiju: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics

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Liv: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Senku: Have everyone stand.
Zenny: Bring three more chairs!
Taiju: The most important ones can sit down.
Tsukasa: Kill three.

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Zenny: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Liv: Rude.
Senku: That's fair.
Tsukasa: Not again.
Taiju: Are you going to want this back?

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Liv: Are we really going to let Zenny keep Tsukasa?
Senku: We kept Taiju.

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Taiju: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
Senku: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Tsukasa: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Zenny: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
Liv: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

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Taiju: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Liv: 'Prettiest Smile'
Zenny: 'Nicest Personality'
Tsukasa: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Senku: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

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Liv: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.
Tsukasa: This knife is actually a magic wand.
Zenny: Meet me in the Denny's parking lot for a wizard duel.
Taiju: *cocks gun* Magic missile.
Senku: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

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Zenny, trying to convince Tsukasa to join the group: You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong!
Taiju: And loud!
Liv: And grumpy!
Senku: And oblivious to reality!
Tsukasa:

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Taiju: I'm an idiot.
Senku:
Zenny:
Tsukasa:
Liv:
Taiju:
Senku: If you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

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Liv: What's something you guys are better than Senku at?
Zenny: Mario Kart.
Tsukasa: Yeah, video games.
Taiju: Emotional vulnerability.

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Liv: Bye Senku! Bye Zenny! Bye Tsukasa! Bye Taiju! Bye Senku!
Zenny: You said 'bye Senku' twice.
Liv: I like Senku.

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Senku: Anyone d-
Tsukasa: Depressed?
Zenny: Drained?
Taiju: Dumb?
Liv: Disgruntled?
Senku: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...

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Liv: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Zenny will and will not eat.
Senku: Grass? Yes!
Liv: Moss? Yes!!
Senku: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Liv: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Senku: Worms? Sometimes!
Liv: Rocks? Usually nah.
Senku: Twigs? Usually!
Liv: Taiju's cooking? Inconclusive!
Tsukasa: How did you... test this?
Liv: You just hand them stuff and say 'eat this' and if they eat it, they eat it.
Tsukasa: ... I don't know how to feel about this.
Taiju: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

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Taiju: What does 'take out' mean?
Senku: Food.
Zenny: Dating
Tsukasa: Murder
Liv: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

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