(2 months later...)
Bandit and Emily enlisted into nest, after meps and then processing they were sent to N.E.S.T Boot camp. Inducted into the 64th cadet corps
The dozens of cadets stood in formation as instructed by their officer in charge
Before them stood an intimidating building
Out of the building walked a dog with a pointy hat and a sharp uniform with nco insignia
His name was Emir and he was one of their drill instructors
"OH HELL NO... WHAT DID THE RECRUITERS SEND US THIS TIME?! HOLY SHIT I'VE NEVER SEEN SUCH A LARGE F**KING WALKING GARBAGE HEAP IN MY LIFE.. YOU LOOK LIKE A BUNCH OF SORRY SON'S OF BITCHES IF I'VE EVER SEEN THEM." Emir roared angrily with his thick Puerto Rican Accent
Emir walked up to each recruit and chewed them out while getting their names.
Bandit looked at him for a second but Mitchell noticed
"WHAT THE F*CK ARE YOU LOOKING AT HOLLYWOOD?! STRAIGHT EYES. I DON'T OWE YOU ANY MONEY." Emir yelled, Bandit nearly jumping out of his skin quickly facing forward
Another cadet smiled and tried to hide it by looking down
Emir then walked up to him
"You find something funny? Did you eat shit this morning?" Emir asked
"N...No sir.." said The cadet absolutely terrified
"THEN WHAT THE F*CK IS WITH THE SHIT EATING GRIN?! DON'T EVEN START TO EXPLAIN YOURSELF YOUR A BAD F*CKING EXCUSE.." Emir Yelled
A Cadet spit on the ground
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SPITTING ON THE GROUND FOR?!! WHAT IS THAT SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH?!!" Emir Yelled in utter disbelief
"It's chewing tobacco sir!" Said Cadet
"IT'S WHAT?!!!" Emir yelled
"IT'S CHEWING TOBACCO SIR!" Said the Cadet sounding off
"CHEWING TOBACCO?! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH TOBACCO IN YOUR MOUTH?!" Emir asked
"I-i don't know sir I chew it when I play baseball.." said The Cadet
"Do you think this looks like a baseball stadium?..." Emir asked
"No sir it doesn't!" Said The cadet
"THE WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU CHEWING TOBACCO FOR?! DID YOU GET ON THE WRONG F*CKING BUS OR DID THEY DROP YOU?!" Emir asked angrily
"NO SIR I ENLISTED SIR." Said The Cadet
"YOU DID WHAAAAAT?!" Emir yelled
"SIR I ENLISTED IN NEST SIR." The cadet yelled
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO A MISTAKE LIKE THAT FOR?! ANSWER ME GOD DAMN IT." Emir Yelled
"I WANT TO BE A SOLDIER SIR." Said The cadet
"WHAT THE HELL FOR?!" Emir asked
"To fight for my country and planet sir.." said The Cadet
"F*cking turd.. I can't stand to look at you all! Get this shit out of my face!" Said Emir storming off to the sidelines
More drill instructors walked out
The Senior Drill instructor was a Border collie named Sam Keitus
He walked out with a similar look of disgust at the Cadets
"EYES FRONT. My name is Staff Sergeant Kietus for the next 15 weeks scumbags! My lord how do they expect me to train warriors when they won't even send me Canine Beings to start with?! Sergeant get these People to their barracks! I'll help ya out but I don't want to step in any of their civilian slime on the way through! Jesus..." Said Sam
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