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"scarlett?.."
"scarlett? my names eight."
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ɪɴ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ a girl who died in The Umbrella Academy timeline is reborn as a member of The Sparrow Academy along with her brother Ben.
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When The Umbrella Acadmey travels ba...
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"Wait! Why the fuck do i have to go too?!"
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Paradox Protocols. The complete Commission Guide to Temporal Anomalies.
Chapter 68, "The Grandfather Paradox."
Its New Jersey, 1953, and Elmer Tatelman hates his grandfather. Elmer blames everything on his grandfather. His mothers pain, his fathers death, and his own sad life.
This could have been just another sad tale about soup, except for one thing.
Elmer is about to invent.. Time travel.
You see, Elmer has decided the key to his future happiness is to go back in time and kill his grandfather.
Elmer completed his mission but hes made one crucial mistake.
He went too far back in time.
You see, murdering his grandfather in 1905 meant that Elmers mother didnt exist to meet his father in 1925.
Which made certain that Elmer himself was never born.
Elmer killed his grandfather so his mother was never born. But if his mother was never born, Elmer no longer exists. But if Elmer no longer exists, how could he possibly kill his grandfather? And around and around we go.
Elmer has created a paradox, the grandfather paradox. The most pernicious problem in The Commission Handbook of Paradox Protocols.
This story is not true. But if it were, Elmer would have placed time, space and every living thing in grave peril.
Dont be an Elmer! We've been lucky so far. With your help, constant vigilance, and a little strategic violence, the Commission will make certain nothing like this ever happens.
Or god help us all.
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"Youre killing it Stan!" Scarlett cheered, sitting on the pool table and watching Stanley practice karate.
"Im so confused." Diego rubbed his forehead. "Shocking." Allison sneered.
"Well, someone killed our mothers, so we shouldnt exist. But clearly, we do exist and the universe cant handle it which is a problem." Viktor dumbed it down.
