StrangeFryingPan's Book of Pokemon One-shots

In Memoriam, Admire to Kill

Kill #15: Alain (Chapter 26, Flashback)

Unknown cause of death by Serena, likely stabbing

My notes: I had mixed feelings of this one, given how bitter I was of the Kalos League

Kill #16: Mairin (Chapter 26, Flashback)

Throat slit by Serena

My notes: First person so far to have died with a smile on their face

Kill #17: Gary (Chapter 27)

Stabbed in the eye by Serena

My notes: Any hope I have for him living was gone when he tried to rape Serena. God dammit Oak Tree, you had to disappoint me!

Kill #18: Darren (Chapter 28)

Stabbed in the chest by Serena

My notes: A random stranger killed by Serena to calm her violent feelings. It's not just killing for love anymore.

Kill #19: Looker (Chapter 30)

Shot in the head by Ash

My notes: Stockholm Syndrome is in full swing by this point...

Season 2:

Kill #20 & 21: Unnamed Bully 1 & 2 (Chapter 4)

Bully 1 stabbed in the eye by Serena, Bully 2 throat slit by Serena

My notes: I hate bullies, but did they really deserve it?

Kill #22: Iris (Chapter 6)

Stabbed in the head by Serena

My notes: This hurts a lot more now, after watching that Journeys episode doesn't it?

Kill #23: Ren (Chapter 8)

Cut to pieces by Serena

My notes: Most brutal one so far. Thank god I read that on an empty stomach

Kill #24: Chryssa (Chapter 9)

Throat slit by Serena

My notes: The way that Ash just watched was... disturbing.

Kill #25: Chloe (Chapter 9)

Stabbed in the back by Serena

My notes: Any support I have for Serena, now gone. A true tragedy. She is gone, but not forgotten. May we all have a moment of silence for this tragic and unjust sin...

Kill #26: Goh's Cinderace (Chapter 10)

Mauled and eaten by Ash's Lucario

My notes: It seems Pokemon aren't safe either.

Kill #27: Jimmy (Chapter 13)

Eviscerated by Serena, eaten by Houndoom

My notes: Did I say Ren's was the most brutal? I take that back... 

Kill #28: Goh's Scizor (Chapter 15)

Burned by Serena

My notes: Based on what I read, Scizor blood is made of a combination of petrol and nitroglycerin.

Kill #29: Professor Cerise (Chapter 16)

Shot by Ash

My notes: Ash sure has a penchant for using firearms.

Kill #30: Unnamed man (Chapter 18)

Eaten by Giovanni's Persian

My notes: Seems Team Rocket has some bite to it now. Get it? Ah? Ah? No? Okay...

Kill #31: Unknown Pokemon (Chapter 23)

Eaten by school of Sharpedo

My notes: This time on Shark Week...

Kill #32: Camille (Chapter 23)

Eaten by wild Sharpedo

My notes: Welcome to Jaws: Pokemon! I'm so sorry...

Kill #33: Officer Jenny (Chapter 25)

Head smashed by Ash using a rock

My notes: Ash seems eager to catch up with Serena

Kill #34: Fake Goh (Chapter 28)

Throat slit by Serena

My notes: Phew, that was close!

Season 3:

Kill #35: Shamus (Chapter 4)

Eaten by wild Pokemon

My notes: He had that coming. Did he? The Pokemon are killing things at an alarming rate. This could be foreshadowing.

Kill #36: Professor Birch (Chapter 5)

Mauled and eaten by Giovanni's Persian

My notes: That is one vicious Persian man...

Kill #37: Rocket Grunt Randy (Chapter 9)

Capped by Ash

My notes: How on earth did Ash sneak that gun across borders?

Kill #38: Constipated Wailmer (Chapter 9)

Spontaneous Explosion

My notes: Due to this tragic event, the stadium will henceforth be renamed "Exploding Wailmer Memorial Stadium".

With a current length of 68 Chapters (Not counting Updates, X.1s, Animations, and Introductions) and a current count of 38, this gives us a Kill On Average of every 1.789 chapters. 

The Bloody Blue Ribbon for best kill goes to Jimmy, #27. An absolutely brutal kill even most horror films will balk at. Paired with an equally grisly illustration, this likely caused many a lost appetites on the first viewing.

The Moldy PokePuff for lamest kill will go to Alain, #15. At that point in time, I was still salty over his victory over Ash, so the kill was suppose to be cathartic, but was weakened by the kill happening offscreen.

This wraps up the Admire to Kill kill count for now. I will be seeing you likely upon the release of the next chapter.

Bonus:

Kill #???: Dawn (My fan chapter [Cross Promo!])

Stabbed in the stomach by Serena

My notes: Promoting my own work within my work. Ain't I a stinker?

To Be Continued...