Fukuro: NEXT!!!
*Time skip*
Fukuro: alright, you fools
Kaeru: we, pro editors
Fukuro: we have put your introduction videos in a montage of you guys
Everyone: WAT-
Fukuro: get real nerds (⌐■_■)
*video starts*
Choco: ... so what now?
Tsuma: I'm going to ask you a few questions
Choco: ooohkay :D
Tsuma: name, age, likes, dislikes, and some fun facts
Choco: name's Choco, am 12, I like... ben 10 and we bare bears, my dislikes Brussel sprouts and school!... fun facts? hmmm... I have an epikc ben 10 Omnitrix collection
Tsuma: ok thanks for your corporation
***
Kaeru: you know how it goes...
Ivy: uhm... my name is Ivy, I am 16, I like... camping, peppers, and gardening, my dislikes bugs... poison and vegans! fun facts, I got traumatized... by vegans
Kaeru: ... what the fu-
Ivy: I don't wanna talk about it
Kaeru: ... respectable
***
Fukuro: welcome, now. Name, age, likes, dislikes, and a fun fact!
Morning: hi! my name is Morning, I'm 17. My likes are star gazing, I also really like music. My dislikes are brain-freezing beverages. Fun fact, I was born during a full moon :D
Fukuro: ok-... full moon? that's, pretty cool I guess?
Morning: I KNOW RIGHT! Idk why my parents named me Morning though
Fukuro: Yo parents just doing some trolling
Morning: ... why would they do that to me (;'༎ຶД༎ຶ')
Fukuro: whoa whoa whoa, it was a headcanon-
***
Tsuma: alright, name, age, likes, dislike, and fun fact, please
Night: uh... call me Night, mah age is 17. My likes... pistols... especially the Deagle, I also like Kyogre! I also really like Vanilla. My dislikes... Groudon fuck that guy, another dislike is rifles. Fun fact? hmmmmm... I like turtles
Tsuma: ... interesting fun fact, I'll tell you that
Night: To be more specific, a Carracosta
Tsuma: ... moving on-
***
Kaeru: I just wanna say
Pond: mhm
Kaeru: don't make it weird
Pond: aight! roger that
Kaeru: name, age, likes, dislike, and fun fact
Pond: do I really have to state all of that?
Kaeru: yes
Pond: ... I am Pond, I'm 17. My likes are my fishtail :D
Kaeru: why your tail?
Pond: it's my comfort pillow! also, I can slam the shit out of other pokemon
Kaeru: ... continue
YOU ARE READING
{Abandoned Project}Eevee Randomnessss... or is it?
Randombeautiful randomness book, also. YES, you can ask or dare these fools! ... ... ... Also we swear a lot... so... yes... enjoy, BAI DISCLAIMER: we do not own the art we do not own pokemon we also do not own ur mom Read goals... cringe I know, but we...
the ACTUAL introduction
Start from the beginning
