excuse me jane, your coat is ugly S.J

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EXCUSE ME JANE YOUR COAT IS UGLY!!


WARRNINGS: swearing (maybe) shouting ig idk

CHARACTER: the readers name is y/n or Audrey and you're 11

PLOT/REQUEST: basically it's a scene from Ep1 of The Duchess and stuff so you'll see what it is. But the mum really reminds me of scar idk why haha


AUDREYS POV

Me and mom were walking to school and she was rambling on about something to do with titanic and Leonardo DiCaprio when we arrive at school and I see the girl who has been bullying me, milly. "Oh,
there's milly," I say still holding moms hand. "Beast! Let me tell the teacher she's been bullying you." Mommy replies staring at her as milly stares back at us. "Oh, and make things worse? No way. She's very powerful." I state looking at her. "Yesterday, she got all the other girls to say my coat was ugly," I add thinking back to the incident yesterday. "That coat was Stella McCartney. Tasteless little ditch pig!" Mom exclaims looking offended. I laugh at her, "you can't say that about a child!" I say to her laughing. "Can too, if I'm defending my child and the child of Sir Paul and Linda McCartney," mommy replies smirking at me. "From the vegan sausages? that's her mom?" I question mom. "Moms are very impressive. Apart from
Millie's mom, the only cow I'd slaughter." she tells me. "I can manage things at school myself. Don't worry about me." I tell her slightly lying as I'd much rather stay with my mommy all day. "You're really brave. Are you sure?" Mommy asks looking at me worriedly. "Yes," I quickly reply before kissing her and hugging her. "Bye mommy I love you!" I say running off.

SCARLETTS POV

As soon as Audrey leaves, I turn and look at milly's mom and her gaggle of friends and start walking over to them. "Excuse me Jane!" I say and she turns around, when she does I slap the coffee out of her hand and she squeal's. "You're coat is ugly!" I say angrily. "What are you talking about?" She says confused, silly bitch. "I have had it with your evil daughter and her demon mouth!" I exclaim to her when auds comes running up to us. "Mommy, I forgot my water bottle," she says looking at the other parents and me oddly. "Oh, hey, sweetheart, sorry. Here you go," I say in a sweet voice handing her her water bottle. "Have a good day, bye, love ya!" I say kissing her head as she walks off.

I turn back to her mom. "You need to soft your family out!" I tell her. "Scarlett,
I know the girls have had their differences and you're a celebrity, but... well milly is dyslexic, so things can get lost in translation." She tells me. "Millie is dicks-lexic. And I'll have you know my daughter also has problems but you don't see her bullying people!" I shout at her. "Mmm, dyslexic and I'm sure she does. Maybe a coffee morning," she responds. "We can hash out a strategy. Just us moms!" "No, no, no! No more coffee mornings. None of you need more caffeine." I tell her pointing at the rest of the moms. "It would be easier to solve these problems if you were just generally a little bit more involved with the PTA," she replies to me. "Maybe you could—"
"maybe I could fuck your man!" I shout mocking her as all moms gasp. "I beg your pardon?" She questions astonished.
"Yeah. I will come for your man everyday of the week, until you're able to have some meaningful conversations about empathy in you're home!" I say raising my voice once again, walking away leaving them shocked. "IT IS NOT THAT HARD TO BE A DECENT FUCKING MOM!" I shout walking away.




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authors note
Ok here's and I'm so sorry for not updating but I love the actress who played Katherine
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