Quotes (Final Chapter)

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I think I'm going to stop here with this memebook... so here, to wrap up the epic adventure of Tales of Arcadia, I present some actual quotes from the show! 


"Sixteenth Birthday, But Do I Get A Vespa? No. I Get A Food Processor And A Killer Flying Troll!"


"I Don't Care What You're Doing, But If You're Not Out Of My House In Five-Seconds, I Have An Orange Belt In Krav Maga, And I Will Not Hesitate To Use It."


Blinky: Not A Rock. Dwärkstone.

Jim: Dork-Stone?

Blinky: Dwärkstone.

Claire: Dork-Stone?

Aaarrrgghh!!!: Close Enough.


Otto: And Once The Vicious One Realizes He Has No Further Use For An Old, Blind Troll... I— Well.. [Does The Throat-Slitting Gesture.]

Dictatious: ...Well, What? You Know I Can't See.

Otto: Oh. I Moves My Thumb Across My Throat. It Is, As We Say, A Killing Motion.


I will not be lectured by someone who licks their own butt. -Steve


The rest of this summer is gonna eat farts. -Steve


Well, at least we don't have to see Steve's birthday suit.


The lake stinks like butt thunder.


Sweet, sweet pollution. How I've missed you.


Does this castle have any safety features?


Evil wizards shot down our time-traveling castle and stole Monster Jimbo!



*sobs in a corner*

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*sobs in a corner*

Goodbye fellow trollhunters. May we meet again... someday

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