Incorrect Quotes (Part 2)

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Claire: Why is Toby so sad?

Jim: He took one of those "Which Character Are You?" quizzes

Claire: And...?

Jim: He got Steve.




Jim: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail

Toby: No it's my fault, I shouldn't've used my one phone call to prank call the police




Jim: Am I in trouble?

Vendel: Take a guess.

Jim: No?

Vendel: Take another guess.




Claire: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me

Jim: Okay, but in my defense, Toby bet me 50 cents I couldn't drink all that shampoo.

Claire: That's not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!




Steve: Can you be quiet?! I'm trying to think.
Jim: Don't worry. Doing anything for the first time is difficult.




Claire: HELP! I TOLD JIM I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT, BUT I CAN'T COOK!
Toby, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?




Strickler: I'm going to ask you to be respectful.
Jim: I will politely decline.

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