Final Fantasy 14 Texts

Ocean

Jackie: Heyyy

Alphinaud: What

Jackie: What did one ocean say to the other?

Alphinaud: What?

Jackie: Nothing he just waved

Alphinaud: Haha

Jackie: Do you sea what i did there?

Alphinaud: .....

Jackie: Seriously... Do you?

Alphinaud: Yes

Jackie: Are you shore?

Alphinaud: .....

Jackie: Water you saying?

Alphinaud: you are one more joke closer to me leaving

Jackie: Shell I stop then?

Alphinaud: That's it! I'm done!

(Alphinaud has left the chat)

Jackie: Ok i guess ill go krill myself now

Jackie: I just tide

Jackie: Noo :/i fish you would come back </3

Jackie: I wont sand any more messages

Jackie: Or at least my responses wont be as pacific

Jackie: Whale, i guess youre not coming back

Jackie: Anyway, water you up to?

Jackie: Im just tiding up the place

Jackie: Im going to make you walk the plankton

Jackie: Are you tide of these jokes? Cuz i understand that after a whale they get annoying. I think its on purpoise tho

Jackie: Ok since he's gone... What did one volcano say to the other volcano?

Jackie: I lava you :)