Final Fantasy 14 Texts

Microwave

Thancred: Guys I want to warm up my burrito but the microwave is on fire

Y'shtola: WHAT

Thancred: Yeah it's on fire does anyone know how that happened lol

Alphinaud: I know

Y'shtola: I'm putting out the fire now. What happened, Alphinaud?

Alphinaud: Jackie happened.

Jackie: The Ice cream was too hard to scoop so I put the spoon in the microwave to warm it up so the ice cream would scoop easier.

Y'shtola: JACKIE YOU DON'T PUT METAL IN THE MICROWAVE!

Jackie: Lol Sorry

Alphinaud: Why didn't you just wait for the ice cream to soften?

Jackie: I was hungry lol

Thancred: Is the microwave fixed I need to warm my burrito

Y'shtola: No we are going to have to get a new one

Thancred: NOOOO MY BURRITO!!

Jackie: Sorry

Thancred: JACKIE

          (Jackie has left the chat)

Thancred: YOU CANT ESCAPE THE WRATH OF THE BURRITO-LESS

        (Thancred has left the chat)

Alphinaud: Jackie's in for it

Y'shtola: Yes She is!

         (Y'shtola has left the chat)

Alphinaud:........ R.I.P Jackie.