"MOMMY HAND OVER YOUR TITS" titmtonth exclaimed violently as he teleported through the door whilst his tears literally demolished the house with boigers.
"Oh my fucking god what happened" ghepphry queried as he whacked off violently with a synthesizer. tititithimthy took a nice long suck from his mother's chiky chiky ya ya da das as he hovered ominously to get ready to tell his entire roblox sad story.
"so basically I went to the sperm dealer and he was fucking dead and his spooky mayo colored spirit detached itself from the body and told me to take his tongue and shit to grab Orvilles ip address and so I did it and opened a worm hole and nearly committed child abuse in my fucking blue waffle headass baby but not quite and then I grabbed the ip and threw the baby back in the wormhole deadass 💀💀💀💀💀💀 and then I got there and slammed my wet creamy boochie and nutsac on the door and then this mf who likes to tickle buttholes also known as Boochiehole McTicklenut got on his shitty ring doorbell system and said he has Orville Silvergenital in his basement and he's torturing his cock and balls also known as cbt and I have 24 hours to save him before he dies and shit. how do I get in the fucking place." everyone gasped in horror at the roblox sad story and the blue waffle baby collapsed violently whilst becoming a half eaten chocolate twinkie.
"i know what to do 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿" the anonymous twin whom of which will stay anonymous for the reason that I don't want another pipe bomb in my mailbox responded.
"shut up stupid bitch you have reverse menopause" quandale dingle attacked respectfully responsibly and safely whilst saying multiple racial slurs in the process.
"no mr dingle let the anonymous aunt speak" Ghepphry HumpNtampon said while pissing on the floor with extra sperm particles.
"so basically there are ten kidneys. Boochiehole McTicklenut's lair can be opened with these kidneys from a door on the roof of the building. afterwards you need to dig through the walls to get to the basement and save Silvergenital. there are guards in the halls that might hear the digging in the walls. the kidneys can serve as protection against the butthole tickling. they also work this way for you against Boochiehole. besides that you should have some more self defense against him because the kidneys might fail at some point. ok that's it stop looking at me like your blue waffle headass baby🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿" the entire room gasped violently with chunks at the actually decent plan.
"holy shit how the fuck do you know how to save the metal testicles" tit!otny collapsed vigorously in slow motion
"It's bc .................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... I'm actually your mom titihtytmowthy 🗿" the entire room collapsed and the house was completely demolished bc it just couldn't believe this shit bro 💀💀💀💀💀💀
"how bro I literally pushed him out of my vagina right next to the pool bro are you shitting me rn you stupid bitch" Tina queried respectfully. the anonymous twin took 22689276878527852577 deep breaths from the oxygen's tatas before beginning the dhar mann backstory
"so basically like 15.9÷7π×862,762÷12 years ago Tina Ticklebums had a coochie hole disease and needed a poosy transplant. I was born with 2 vaginas so I volunteered to donate one of my pussies to her tumor headass 🗿🗿🗿and they used so much anesthetic that she went into a coma and when she woke up after √8 hours I told her everything except the fact that I gave her a new tight clean and fresh 😺. After that she become a whore with my coochie. so basically tijthtmohty and ghepphry are both my children and the blue waffle ugly baby is my grandkid." everyone in the room including the floorboards collapsed in slow motion as the pool drained on its own upon hearing this information.
"holy shit so I've been saying googoo goo gaga to the whore's sister's pusillanimous" quandale sharted violently with particles at the realization.
"basically yeah 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿watch you be the bitch next quandale"
"so this plan seems kind of complicated for my tumor self to handle so I might need help" timmttothy spoke finally.
"I'll come" ghepphry replied
"me too" Tina added
"I'll come and then I'll cum in your mom 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😩😩😈😩😈😩😈😈" quandale initiated
"i mean I came up with the plan so I'll come too" the anonymous twin continued. only one person was left to say something. everyone looked at the blue waffle baby for a whole 828,538,527,827,575,275,275-828,538,527,827,575,275,270 seconds before the baby spoke
"yeah I'll help and shit, (insert the n word)"
"oh fuck it's a racist !!!!!" ghepphry exclaimed while whacking off violently.
"ok so now so we have all the kidneys and weapons" the anonymous twin ignored the blue waffle baby situation
"I have all of the kidneys and a jar of jizz, idk how tf the jizz is gonna help but oh well💀💀💀💀" Timmothy responded
"I can start stroking and ejaculate on this butthole tickling bandit ass hoe" quandale added
"I have an entire military base in my buttcheeks" ghepphry concluded
"my nipples can literally cut someone's throat open if they're hard enough" Tina chimed in
"if I shit myself enough Boochiehole McTicklenut will die." the blue waffle baby said deadass💀
"and I have illegal fireworks that I stole from those hillbilly rednecks redditors across the street. I think we're ready so I think we can go" the anonymous twin finished
"ok let's get this butthole tickling bandit" and they all teleported to the lake of Boochiehole McTicklenut
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