Why would I draw that? It's not by me, it's someone on Google.
So you read the first chapter. You probably thought, "Huh. Doesn't really ship Cleril. Must ship Pertle then".
Well I'm here to say NO WHAT THE DARKSTALKER THAT SHIP IS THE WORST WITH EVERY WORD IN THE URBAN DICTIONARY OF "PERTLE". IF PERTLE WERE A NOUN, IT WOULD BE CREAM CHEESE--THE CHEAP ONE THAT I HATE--THAT'S BEEN SITTING UNLOVED LIKE IT SHOULD BE IN THE BACK OF THE FRIDGE FOR A DECADE.
AAAAAA I HATE THIS FRICKIN THING SO MUCH I COULD KILL IT WITH MY ARMY OF CASSOWARY BIRDS, AND THE CLERIL SHIPPERS, AND YES EVEN IF I DON'T SHIP ITS ENEMY I CAN STILL HATE IT AND HIRE THOUSANDS TO SHRED IT INTO A MILLION LITTLE PIECES LIKE PAPER IN MY SHREDDING MACHINE, THAT I WILL PERSONALLY THROW INTO THE OPEN FIREPLACE WITH THE STRONGEST YEET OF THE MULTIVERSE.
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THEY'RE JUST BESTIES OKAY? THIS THING IS A STEPPED ON SQUIRREL REGURGUTATED BLOB OF STICKY PUTTY MIXED WITH THE SNOT OF A SUN-ADDLED NON-INSTINCTIVE CAPYBARA-CAMEL HYBRID THAT SLEEPS ON A CACTUS THORN BECAUSE IT'S THE STUPIDEST ANIMAL IN THE DESERT, THEN TURNED INTO A SPITBALL TO THROW AT THIS HORRIBLE CREATION STRAIGHT FROM PANDORA'S BOX. WHY ZEUS, WHYYYYYY. *SCREAMS*
BASICALLY: NO WHAT THE SCARFLIGHT IS THIS, HUH?!?!?!?!
*Inhale exhale inhale exhale inhale exhale inhale exhale inhale exhale inhale exhale inhale exhale inhale exhale inhale exhale inhale exhale inhale exhale inhale exhale inhale exhale inhale exhale inhale exhale inhale exhale inhale exhale inhale exhale inhale exhale inhale exhale inhale exhale inhale exhale inhale exhale inhale exhale*
Sorry Pertle shippers.
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