#18

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this is how i think texts with them would be like

-Dream-

Dream
Hey
Yo
Y/n

Y/n
HELLO?!
WHO ARE YOU?
PLEASE! SPARE ME!
I have a friend named Dreamwastaken he's approximately 5'1, stupid, blonde (eww), and he's a freak, you can't have him not me!

Dream
What the fuck

Y/n
Hello?

-George-

Y/n
Hey you
Oh Gogy
George
Please
It was a joke

George
No
Fuck you

Y/n
I'm posting this on all social medias
You're fucked you british fool
Prepare to be evilised!

-Sapnap-

Y/n
Hey
I love you

Sapnap
Hey
What the fuck did you just say to me

Y/n
I was feeling generous
I'm now feeling mischievous and malicious 😈😳😅

Sapnap
Oh😉
What do you say we uh..

Y/n
Do the thang thang?

Sapnap
Yes
I'll meet you near the bush in 5

Y/n
NO
JERRY IS THERE
RUN
SATU OUT
STAY PUT
ABORT MISSION

Sapnap
OH FUCK
THIS STUPID OLD BITCH AND HIS SHITRY RING CAMERA BRO
IM NOT TOO OLD TO BE PLAYING WITH WATER BALLOONS
WHAT
THIS BITCH JUST TOLD ME I WAS ABUSING YOU?!

Y/n
LMFAOOOO

Sapnap
Bro i'm not even joking he went "you don't put your hands on women, i saw the violence you committed to that poor woman!"
I told him I didn't even hit you
I threw a fucking water balloon at you
He started yelling at me
I punched him
Omw to the police station

Y/n
What

Sapnap
Haha just kidding

Y/n
Look to your left
That's your right dumbass

Sapnap
Wait how do you see me

Y/n
Gtg
Feeling: mischievous😈

-Quackity-

Y/n
Hey big q
I miss you so so so so so much
Look out your bedroom window
Haha made you look

Quackity
I'm calling the cops

Y/n
No baby please it's me Obama

Quackity
LIAR
WHATS OUR THIRD SONS NAME?

Y/n
Um
Donald

Quackity
FUCK YOU
YOU LIAR
ITS GARELD
DUMBASS
L
FUCKING LOSER

Y/n
I'm telling my (guardian)

*Y/n added Y/g/n to the gc!*

Y/n
Y/g/n (your guardians name) he bullied me

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