what i think their fav dad joke would be
also currently working on these magnificent ideas that you all gave me🥰
also i might..
might..
i kinda want to start a sidemen preference story
how do we feel about that??
-Dream-
-"why did two fours skip dinner?"
-"why"
-"because they already eight"
-it's funny tbh
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-Sapnap-
-"yo y/n"
-"yes"
-"how do you make a pool table laugh?"
-"how?"
-"you tickle it's balls"
-i'm so sorry
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-GeorgeNotFound-
-"y/n.."
-"yes george?"
-"i was addicted to the hokey pokey.. but then i turned myself around.."
-hahahahahhah
-that's a knee slapper
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-Quackity-
-"y/n did you hear about the kidnapping at the school?"
-"what no what happened?"
-"the teacher woke him up"
-i can picture q laughing so loudly with like maybe charlie at this
-i can't stop laughing at this
-i can also see him doing the what-ever thing and the who-asked thing
-"oh quackity i went to the store today"
-"what?"
-"i went to the s-"
-"EVER!!!"
-"me and karl are gonna stream"
-"who?"
-"me and ka-"
-"ASKED?!"
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-Karl-
-"omg y/n.."
-"what"
-"who is the loneliest billionaire?"
-"who?"
-"alone musk"
-AJHAHAHAHHHHAHA
-haha
-this is kinda funny
-it's funny because it's not funny
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-Wilbur-
-"y/n"
-"what"
-"what do you call a smart fish wearing a bow tie?"
-"what?"
-"sofishticated"
-LMFKWOAOXOKCOFIF😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣
-it's really not that funny but it is
-it certainly has potential
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-Ranboo-
-"hey y/n.."
-"hmm?"
-"i was going to tell you a time traveling joke"
-"why aren't you??"
-"you didn't like it"
-i would let out a little chuckle if someone said this to me ngl
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-Tubbo-
-"umm y/n?"
-"yes"
-"i would avoid the sushi if i were you.."
-"what why?"
-"because it's a little fishy"
-i'm telling this to my family brb
-they kicked me out
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-Tommy-
-"what happens when a snowman throws a tantrum?"
-"idk what?"
-"it has a meltdown"
-he'd prob ask if that was funny after he laughed about it
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-Jack-
-"yo y/n"
-"??"
-"why is peter pan always flying?"
-"why"
-"cause he neverlands"
-i think tinker bell would feel offended by this
-peter would too
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-Badboyhalo-
-"y/n what do you call a sleeping bull?"
-"what?"
-"a bulldozer"
-i think this is such a simple but funny and calm joke
-not really that funny but i'd fake laugh if someone said this to me
-if i had a kid and they told me this joke i'd kick them out
-i'm kidding
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-Skeppy-
-"how do you throw a party in space? you planet"
-he wouldn't even give you time to respond because he'd start laughing hysterically walking out of the room
-"ohh you're too lame you wouldn't understand the concept of a hilarious joke"
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-Eret-
-"y/n how do you get an octopus to laugh?"
-"how?"
-"with ten-tickles"
-HAISPWPWPXOXJFJEJJWNXBCNNC
-haha
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-Niki-
-she'd start giggling before she tells the joke
-"y/n.. want to hear a joke about construction?"
-"yeah sure"
-"i'm still working on it" then she'd start giggling again
-so you joined in on the giggling
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-Punz-
-"what made the tomato blush?"
-"what- what?!"
-"what made the tomato blush🤬?!"
-"IDK WHAT??"
-"it saw the salad dressing"
-L
-M
-A
-O!!!
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-Captainpuffy-
-"y/n why do vampires always seem sick?"
-"why?"
-"they're coffin.."
-this is funny to me
-idk if my humor is fucked up or something but this is funny
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guys i know i'm missing some people but i got too tired reading these ridiculous dad jokes so here's this
pls be grateful i'm a hard working woman🤬
